I mean, these are all totally correct. All these characters actually said these, cause disenchantment is just like that.
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Bean: I’m doing a great job at keeping my crush a secret
Tess: *walks into room*
Bean: I have to gay- I mean go
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Bean: Ah, you fight like my brother!
Elfo: I've fought your brother! That's a compliment
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Okay, but, how would the 'Bean and Elfo are half-siblings' theory even work?
They look nothing alike, not even a bit??
Did Dagmar leave just to be with an elf for a year?
#no quote#disenchantment netflix#disenchantment#plus they kissed in one episode#so if its true#then it'll be weirdly akward and uncomfortable#sure there's the siblings in the beginning episode#but liiiiike
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Luci: What is this thing?
Bean: Dad said its called a 'salt lick'
Derek: Yeah, but don't lick it; it's gross
Luci: Did you lick it?
Derek:
Derek: I dunno
#source: the walking dead game#Luci#Bean#Princess Teabeanie#Princess Bean#Prince Derek#disenchantment netflix#disenchantment
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Luci, jokingly: And THAT'S the bisexual agenda
Bean: What's the bisexual agenda?
Luci: We were just joking around
Bean: No, I'm bisexual. I want to know the agenda
#source: twitter#Bean#Princess Bean#Princess Teabeanie#so many names#Luci#disenchantment#disenchantment netflix#the word probably didnt exist back then#but its luci and he knew what a lemon was#also maybe luci was pan
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Luci: There are only three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Luci way.
Elfo: Isn’t that just the wrong way?
Luci: Yeah, but it’s faster.
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Elfo: Bean, you're like an angel with no wings
Bean: So like a person
#source: parks and rec#disenchantment#disenchament netlfix#Bean#Princess Teabeanie#Elfo#Aka: ELFO THE HORNY ELF
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