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Bucky: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Sam: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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Bucky: How did you find me?

Sam: Well I saw a huge explosion and thought "I wonder who that could be"

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Sam: We didn't do anything wrong. We didn't break any laws...

Sam:

Bucky:

Sam: Oh no. Oh no! What did you do, Bucky?

Bucky: Nothing. It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all.

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Sam: Do you think this plan will work?

Bucky: Maybe.

Sam:

Bucky: I mean, honestly, I'd be surprised.

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Bucky: If I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

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Bucky: Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks.

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[after a witness swoons starstruck]

Sam: Do people react that way because we're heroes, or do you just have that effect on them?

Bucky: I'd like to think it's me

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Sam: If it were up to me, they would revoke your driver's license.

Bucky: They are more than welcome to, considering I don’t have one.

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Sharon: I must say, you boys are some of the most difficult people to track down.

Bucky: Yeah, we tend to live longer that way

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Sam: The door’s locked.

Bucky: Please, locks are my specialty.

Bucky: [smashes through the window]

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[after Bucky throws a rock through a window to gain access to a suspect's house]

Sam: That's breaking and entering!

Bucky: No that was breaking.

[reaches in and opens the door]

Bucky: This is entering.

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Bucky: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him.

Sam: And we are so proud of you. No-stabbing Wednesdays. New tradition.

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Sam: I dunno. Guys have all kinds of strange rituals before they go out. This one guy, he does a full upper body workout just seconds before his date so he can be all pumped.

Bucky: Does John know that you know?

Sam: Does John know that YOU know?

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Sam: Please? For me?

Bucky: Don't do that.

Sam: What?

Bucky: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want.

Bucky: Well, not this time.

Sam:

Sam: Please? For me?

Bucky: Okay.

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Bucky: You want me to give you a hand, hon?

Sam: Did you just call me "honey"?

Bucky: [quickly] I did not. I was going to say... hunchback.

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Sam: You called John and not me?

Bucky: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don't call the voice of reason.

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Bucky: I have... kind of a crazy idea

Sam: Those are never comforting words, coming from you.