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Things that Germa Squad say
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Submissions open!👌🏼 mainly incorrect quotes from the Germa Household: Vinsmoke Family and some Germa employees.
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incorrect-germa · 7 months ago
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Sanji to Judge: You're so old you moan like a turtle.
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incorrect-germa · 9 months ago
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"This is the skin of a killer, Cosette."
-Niji and his exoskeleton
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Niji, texting: Saw your story.
Niji: You're so pretty.
Niji: w/ that being said
Niji: May god continue to send you terrible men, until you decide to choose me.
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Cosette: Slang is so funny
Cosette, points at Sanji: You cooked means you're great
Cosette, points at Niji: You are cooked means you're terrible
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Niji: Girl, you're so soft that every time I beat you up all I hear is the sound of a squeaky toy.
Cosette: ...
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Niji: Yo mama ugly.
Pudding: Yo mama dead.
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Pudding: I'm cold...
Sanji: Here, take my jacket, Pudding-chan!
Cosette: I'm cold too...
Niji: Well, damn, cooking wench, I can't control the weather!
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Yonji: I got that Skibidi Rizz better than Sanji!
Niji: No cap, bro. Flex it. That shit slaps.
Sanji: EY! LET MY BOY LUFFY COOK!
Reiju: It's giving very demure, very mindful.
Ichiji: ...
Ichiji: *searches everything they just said on Google*
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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How do they call Nyasha? 😺
Reiju: Here, Kitty Kitty~!
Ichiji: *brings out the cat nip, places it on the floor, leaves*
Niji: WSWSWSWSWSWSWSSSSSSWSSS!!
Sanji: *makes the best cat food* C'mere Nyasha! Who's a good kitty?
Yonji: AYO! WHERE'S MY BEST PUSSY AT?
Judge: *calls a clone/servant to call Nyasha*
Sora: 💀
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Judge: I love you, Sora I'm sorry...
Judge: *grunting* I'm sorry? What the hell am I sorry for?
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Niji: Whoa, girl are you from France? 'Cause MADAMN
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Niji: Whoa, girl are you from France? 'Cause MADAMN
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Niji: Whoa, girl are you from France? 'Cause MADAMN
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Genuinely confused how Niji's hair works 👀😭
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Especially how to style a wig for a cosplay Aldnxbz
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*Photos from USJ One Piece event
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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Cosette: What are some things that turn on?
Niji: Did you forget the word 'you' or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me.
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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I commisioned @nihaalart AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!😭💖
Niji is loosing his shit. Save Cosette.
Ugh. Just tap the pic for quality 🤦🏻‍♀️ tumblr fucked it up again...
Edit: FIXED IT! (Better resolution)
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incorrect-germa · 1 year ago
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