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Ron: H-

Hermione: *kicks Harry so hard his eyes water*

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Hermione: I'm like Athena

Ginny: didn't Athena kill a bunch of people because they said Aphrodite was hotter?

Hermione: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that

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Hermione: let's be honest, if the earth was flat, we'd all be throwing ourselves off the edge by now

Harry, enthuastically nodding: yup

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Petunia: Ever since were little kids, all anybody cared about was Lily. “She’s so special”. All because she CAN MOVE THINGS AROUND! SHE’S NOT SPECIAL! SHE’S A DOGGONE FREAK!

Sirus: But she’s your sister.

Petunia: Not according to my parents, all they paid attention to was her. They didn’t even know I existed.

Sirus: Kinda like how you treat Harry?

Petunia: No, I don’t see that at all.

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Im really sorry I havent been posting much, but Ive been super busy with school and the likes. Im going to New York this week as well, to see The Lightning Thief musical, too. I'll try to be as active as I can allow. Thank you for your patience tho <33

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Ron says; trans rights!

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Nobody:

No one:

Ron: *large steean of curses usually beginning with "bloody"*

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Ginny: Harry! What do you want for your birthday?

Harry: parents.

*silence*

Ron: Well, I really want a geetar

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Ron: if Zombies run out of flesh to eat, do they starve to death? Theyre already dead

Hermione: its bloody five am

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Hermione: if I wanted to get dumber, I'd hang out with Malfoy, Harry.

Harry: I-

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Ron: why did the pelican, get kicked out of the resturant?

Ron: because he had a big bill!!

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psa

pedophiles / “map”s (mostly on twitter) have started using the pear emoji (🍐) to discreetly signal to other pedos that theyre one of them. here are some people who are open pedophiles using this signal:

however, most people using the pear are actually trying to be discreet, and won’t outright say they’re a pedo. if you see someone with a pear emoji in their name or bio, be wary.

please rb to spread the word if you can.

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Reamus, stubbing his toe: Hot Belgian Waffles!

Reamus: wait a minute

Reamus: I'm alone, I can swear for real!

Reamus, taking a deep gulping breath: S O N O F A-

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Sirius: who wants to put on blindfolds and get into my car!

Harry and Ron: We do!

Hermione: wai-

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Announcement #1

Hey y’alls, just to be clear;

school started recently, so I won’t be that active. And, along with school, my HMO (Hereditary Multiple Osteochondromas) is getting a lot worse. Now I’m feeling intense pains in my shoulder area and intense discomfort. I’m really really sorry for that y’all, I’m gonna try my best ><

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Ron: all the first years sure are getting smaller!

Hermione: R-Ron it might just be that you’re really tall-

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*Sees the Patriarchy*

Hermione: hello bane of my existance

Hermione: we meet again