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Daily Lives from 315PRO!
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Est. October 2017. Some of the incorrect quotes from the boys of 315PRO! Accepting asks and submissions.
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You should make me your campaign manager! I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Jun, during the campaign rally for Student Council Elections
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Shiki: I've got a list. We're gonna work down it. Together. Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that wasn't meant to be bent. Haruna: I'm gonna stop you there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day.
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[EN Translations] 2025 birthday messages from the July celebrants: Kuro, the Aoi brothers (Yusuke and Kyosuke) and Genbu!
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Teru: Whoa. You're spreading germs everywhere. You ever heard of the flu, or... Ren: Ever heard of 'shut the hell up'? Teru: ... Teru: Yes.
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Just the opposite. I mean, crazy in the way that anyone with a truly new idea is crazy. But no.
Kyoji
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Hayato: I love you more than anyone else in the entire world, you know that, right? Shu: I'm right here. Hayato: Shh shh. Takeru: I know. I love you, too.
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Butchering people is hard work. Physically and mentally. I don't think people realize. You need to vent.
Ren, during a table read from an action movie
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Kei: Will I see you at choir practice this afternoon? Rei: Mmhmm, yeah. Of course. Of course. So, it was lovely running into you both. All of you, whole family. I actually... I must go now. So, I must go. Okay. Jun: Don't forget, it is your turn to bring the pie! Rei: (shouts from afar) I would not forget the pie! Kei: Could you see his undershirt? Shu: You know, I-I didn't. Was it out?
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He's gonna take the fuckin' thing away, kill you with it, and then have sex with your face.
Rui
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Suzaku: I'd say you are a stud. Genbu: What if you weren't looking at me too closely?
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Personality and character far outweigh the presence of psychotic or defective diagnoses. In other words, by extrapolation, are criminals born or are they formed?
Michio
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Kaoru: If I don't win this contest, I'll start medical school in August. Tsubasa: That's a lot of work. Kaoru: Oh, I know.
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The question is not only why did the killer do it, but why did the killer do it this way?
Seiji, during the Wolf Game
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We're gonna drive to a Starbucks and start deciding what we want when we get to the fucking cashier.
Saki
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Daigo: Crap! Shu. Shu: I'm really sorry, but I have to unalive you and stuff.
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[Dinner time at Jiro's apartment] Michio: I hate you two! I wish I was having this abortion at Maita-kun's house! Jiro and Rui: … Jiro: (stands up) Okay, Hazama-san! We all wish we were having this abortion at Rui's house, okay?!
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Hayato: Aw, my parents are in Jackson Hole. Haruna: Who's Jackson? Shiki: How did they both fit inside his hole? Hayato: …
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