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Question: What does HTML stand for?

Cater: Hot topic My Liege.

Idia: Hit the Mario Luigi.

Ortho: How to make layout (of page) (on the web).

Rook: Hey There My Love <3

Leona: Hurting Tens of Millions of Lizards.

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Bunal Sg: I had Chef Boyardee for the first time it was so bad... I'm literally a cook I could've just made food.

Bunal Takeo: Somewhere in Italy a can of Chef Boyardee just rolled off a store shelf and is coming to kill you.

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Nihongou, knocking on Fukushima's room door: You good?

Fuku, having a breakdown: Can’t talk right now Gou chan, doing hot girl shit!

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*During Basketball Club practice*

Floyd: Gimme a V!

Ace: V!

Floyd: Gimme an O!

Ace: O!

Floyd: Gimme an R!

Ace: R!

Jamil: I don't like where this is going.

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Bunal Dan: Hey Dzi, how’s it hangin?

Bunal Dzi: *Hanging a noose on the ceiling to hang himself with*

Bunal Dzi: Shit, he caught me.

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*In the Board Game Club*

Idia: Ah, Azul shi, I hope you don't mind... I played for you while you were gone. Don't worry, I only lost twice!

Azul: I was in the bathroom for two minutes.

Azul: We're playing Monopoly.

Idia: I may have made a few risky investments.

Ortho: He tried to build a, and I quote, "Tower citadel worthy of my sorcery" out of twenty stacked hotels. On Jail.

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Kasen: *Sips tea Izuminokami made for him*

Izuminokami: So? How is it?

Kasen: *Smacks lips* Did you mix dish soap in with the water?

Izuminokami: Much more flavorful, right?

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Mitsutada: Why do people keep saying that they make a mean dish? Why's it gonna be mean? Why does everything have to be evil? 😔 so much hate in the world?

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Kikkou: Do any homies want to get into platonic bondage rope with me?

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Houchou: The only thing better than a piece of cake is a bigger piece of cake.

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Bunal Kwbt: When I kill myself I want my body fed to doggies so they can go “Mmm yum yum yummy”.

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Mammon: Greed almost got me killed. Then poverty almost got me killed. If I'm gonna get it either way, I might as well be rich!

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Doppo: A fortune-teller once told me I'd die on camera, and she seemed like she needed a win.

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Bunal Tkj: Money is worthless! It's just paper scraps! Its value is merely an illusion performed by the government!

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Bunal Mori: What is your cholesterol level?

Bunal Bokusui: I assume it's awesome - since the alcohol constantly flushes it out of my veins.

Bunal Mori: That... that is absolutely not how that works!

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Bunal Miekichi: You know, Pinocchio could tell us so much about the universe! He could randomly claim stuff like “The Big Bang happened” and his nose would confirm or deny our theory.

Bunal Bimei: Pinocchio’s not omniscient, you dumb fuck! His nose only grows when he’s intentionally being dishonest!

Librarian: Things are heating up in the Pinocchio fandom…

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Yagen: Well I finished all your blood tests, and I’m satisfied to say that you’re perfectly healthy.

Yagen: I hope this finally convinces you that I’m not a bad doctor.

Yagen, gives two sloshing buckets to his latest patient: Anyway, here’s your blood back.