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Rocky: If my funeral doesn't have a merch store I'm gonna be pissed..

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Rocky: If one more person tells me I just need to take a walk to get rid of my depression, I'm just gonna tell them I'm gonna go take a walk straight into traffic or off a bridge just to get them to stop.

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Rocky: Just got to Costco. Where are you?

Mitzi: Liquor aisle. Bring another cart.

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Rocky: Hunting for booze could be fun! It'll be like camping!

Ivy: Which is it? Fun? Or like camping?

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Here's your weekly reminder that I make YouTube videos! (Do remember to like and subscribe!)

Has anyone here heard of XXL Woofia?👀

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Aunt Nina: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Rocky: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Ivy: Amazing! You're just like Sherlock Homeless! 

Rocky: HOLMES! IT'S HOLMES!

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Viktor: How you hate to be wrong!

Mordecai: I wouldn't know. I'm not familiar with the sensation

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Calvin: Listen carefully. Life is a journey.

Viktor: Uh huh?

Calvin: That's all I've got. I don't have advice. I'm a kid.

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Gay furries? In my pride month?

It's more likely than you think!

We’re getting close to the end of pride month, so enjoy these gays while it lasts

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Asa: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. 

Mitzi: ...

Asa: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Mitzi: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

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Rocky: I’d kill someone if you asked me to. 

Mitzi: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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Rocky: That’s my plan, any questions? Mordecai: Are you high, or just incredibly stupid? Rocky: I assure you, I am not high (submited by @systemakhaosu)

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Mordecai: Capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-inducing.

Rocky: Enjoy your Trip To Puke Land Boy!

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Mitzi: Have you seen the dog's bowl.

Rocky: I didn't know they could!

Mitzi: I am so fucking tired.

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Mitzi: What's the problem?

Mordecai: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me.

Rocky: I don't do it on porpoise.