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Heathcliff: *falls down on one knee* Cathy: Oh, it's finally happening! Heathcliff: *falls on the ground* Cathy: The poison is kicking in!
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Faust: So...when are we going to tell him? Yi Sang: Just give him a minute. Hong Lu: *pulling on a door that clearly says 'push'*
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Ryoushuu: We need to get past this locked door...Rodya, hand me your credit card.
Rodion: Here~!
Ryoushuu: Thanks. Heathcliff, break down the door.
Rodion:
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Hong Lu: Welcome back! Today we're going to test perfumes, so let's get right to it!
Hong Lu: picks up a perfume bottle and sprays into his mouth
Hong Lu: Well, first off, this one isn't very good.
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Hong Lu: Was he fighting or flirting with me?
Ryoushuu: He had a knife to your throat.
Hong Lu:
Hong Lu: That didn't answer my question.
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Kromer: The only way to stop a bully...is to stand up to them. Kromer: Trust me. I've bullied a lot of people. Sinclair:
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Dante: Alright! First of all, if you ever use he/him pronouns for me, I'll let Ryoushuu do anything she wants with you. Ryoushuu: Just know that it involves a sword and the loss of one or both of your kidneys.
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Dante: What do they mean with 'take out' here? Rodion: Food! Hong Lu: Dating? Ryoushuu: Murder. Outis: It can be all three if you're not a coward.
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Ryoushuu: I have a plan. Dante: No murder this time. Ryoushuu: Ryoushuu: I no longer have a plan.
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Ishmael: It's not your ex-wife.
Heathcliff: Because she hates me.
Ishmael: She doesn't. She should, but she doesn't. I called her.
Heathcliff:
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Rodion: Hey, Dante, have you seen my wallet anywhere?
Dante: I hid it. I think you have a serious gambling addiction.
Rodion: What? I do not!
Dante: Bet 5000 Ahn that you do.
Rodion: You're on!
Rodion: *reaches inside pocket of jacket*
Rodion:
Rodion: Shit.
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Gregor: He's losing blood fast! Come on, what's your blood type? Heathcliff: B-Positive... Don: I'm trying!
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Kromer: No, I have, like, a ton of followers. Sinclair: Oh, on what app? Kromer: ...App? I'm the leader of a cult. Sinclair: ...I have to go. Right now. Immediately.
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Outis: Don, what are you doing? Don: I'm trying to fit my entire fist in my mouth! Outis: Can you NOT? Don: That's why I'm practicing!
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Heathcliff: "Beat three eggs?" Ryoushuu: It means like in unarmed combat. Heathcliff: Ooooh Meursault: Both of you get out of the kitchen.
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Ishmael: You know, you shouldn't be using a straw. Don: I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever! Ishmael: Nah, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti.
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Ryoushuu: People do say I have a unique way of lighting up the room. Ishmael: It's called arson and those people are witnesses.
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