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Hanayo: Rin, do you want to play House?

Rin: How do you play?

Hanayo: Okay, first, you come home from work. And then I come home from work.

Hanayo: We'll gripe about our jobs and then we'll argue over whose turn it is to microwave dinner.

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Nico: I'm pretty sure 90% of my group members hate me.

Maki: Me.

Nico: I said it, so it's me. Not you.

Maki: You dumb bitch, I meant I'm your group member and I hate you. This is why we hate you.

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Yoshiko: *drawing on her pants while on the phone* Riko, it's Yohane. Pick me up or I'll draw all over your favorite jeans.

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Kanan: How much food do you need?

Hanamaru: I don't know, just bring five or six foods.

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You: Chillax!

Riko: That's not a word!

You: Sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Nico: *gets mad and starts yelling*

Nozomi: I didn't know so much rage could fit in such a small person.

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Ruby: In loving memory of Hanamaru Kunikida.

Ruby: She isn't dead, I just love remembering her.

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Hanamaru: Name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Riko: Of course you will.

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Hanayo: I miss Rin being here.

Maki: She has been gone for literally three minutes.

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"God released me into the wild and now he's hunting me for sport."

— Yoshiko Tsushima

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Mari: Sometimes it's yeet or be yeeted.

Dia: I am begging you to just stop talking.

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Umi: When I woke up this morning, I meditated, did yoga, drank green tea and went for a thirty minute walk.

Kotori: When I woke up, I spent an hour just waking up.

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Dia: The phone's on speaker, so behave.

Mari: Or what, you'll spank me?

Dia: ...

Mari: ...

Kanan: Oh my god

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Honoka: Who do you think you are? Student council president?

Eli: Yes, actually.

Honoka: Well I didn't vote for you.

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You: It sounds like a really risky and gay plan.

Chika: So? Are you in?

You: I thought it was an obvious answer.

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Hanamaru: Hello, Yoshiko-chan!

Yoshiko: Would you like some Satan Cake?

Hanamaru: Why thank you, I— Ah, Yoshiko-chan!

Yoshiko: Praise Lucifer!

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Eli: *showing Nico a photo of a raccoon eating garbage* Please identify the animal in this picture.

Nico: big mood

Eli, to Nozomi: Tickle her again.