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i can't shut up about them fr

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But what if it doesn't end well? Would you still stay?

put your fangs in me by villhag

full timelapses & coloring setup ✨

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oh, when you look at me like that, my darling, what did you expect

modern tattoo au fic snippet | uhd unglazed wallpaper

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No Room for Innocence is one of my favourite Agatha and Rio fics at the moment. It's such an interesting reimagining of the Agent Vidal/Detective Agatha storyline. I highly recommend checking it out.

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agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)

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modern au in which:

lilia hires rio

rio falls for agatha (literally)

and agatha is... agatha

agatha - architect, late 20s

rio - landscaper, early 30s

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV), Formula 1 RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu, Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Billy Maximoff Additional Tags: also a wild martin brundle appears, f1 driver Rio, Ferrari Formula 1 Team, Alternate Universe, alternate universe - ferrari are good, that's harsh sorry, im a mclaren girlie what can i say, but Rio has ferrari energy and I'm not going to be the one to deny that, Not Evanora Harkness Friendly, One Shot, Song: The Alchemy (Taylor Swift), Time Skips, more of a collection of scenes, Recreational Drug Use, Top Rio Vidal, controversial I know, Top Agatha Harkness, becuase obviously, these witches be switches Summary:

“Woah,” Jen said with a glance in the direction Agatha was staring

“What?”

“that’s Rio Vidal you’re staring down, the f1 driver, the world champion” she said loudly in her ear, speaking over the club music

“Interesting, she’s coming over” Agatha observed

“Yeah, she’s coming over- you’re hot and she’s got a worse public record with girls than you do Harkness, be warned”

“Oh, that’s very interesting” Agatha whispered to herself as Rio appeared with a grin

Or Rio is an f1 driver and Agatha's mother drags her to races but Rio has what some would describe as an inflated ego.

A collection of scenes, if you will, that are Rio-centric since I spent so much time with f1 driver Rio bouncing around my brain.

I wrote more oops

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Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu, Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Billy Maximoff Additional Tags: Spies & Secret Agents, Alternate Universe, Fake Marriage, the coven of chaos, There Was Only One Bed, Oh God Yes, All The Tropes, traffic in paris (obviously), Idiots in Love, what really happened in Budapest?, Top Agatha Harkness, Crack, Insane agathario Summary:

“There’s one more thing, you’re not going to like,” Lilia added as the distinctive sound of a type 904 Lotus engine pulling up outside caused Agatha to whip her head around

“No.”

“Not my choice Harkness, she did the surveillance and she found the dam thing and they don’t want you going in alone,”

“Not going to happen,” she said with a hiss as the door opened and in strode her. Rio Vidal. The proverbial bane of Agatha’s existence.

“I love it when girls say that about me,” she joked sarcastically as she appeared, sunglasses on and casually leaning against the doorframe. What the actual fuck?

or SECRET AGENTS FAKE DATING AU BABY Agatha is annoyed, Rio is hot and there's a mission. Lilia knows things and Billy is basically Private from Penguins of Madagascar. Strap in and hang on, it's going to get fun.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu, Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Billy Maximoff, Evanora Harkness, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Carol Danvers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Basketball Player Rio Vidal, Rio Vidal Loves Agatha Harkness, Soft Rio Vidal, Rio Vidal Speaks Spanish, Agatha Harkness Loves Rio Vidal, Not Evanora Harkness Friendly, Cute, Slice of Life, One Shot, like no angst wow, thats a first - Freeform, This is pure wholesomeness, i know nothing about america can you tell?, Rio is basically a self insert oops Summary:

Agatha and Rio’s life in the days building up to the quarter finals of the high school girls' basketball championships. Agatha is narrowly avoiding detention (and her mother), Rio is nervous about college scouts and Rio’s adoptive mother Lilia is getting her annoying parent thrills wherever she can. A wholesome slice of life starring make out sessions in the car, Agatha being mean to teachers and Rio’s dinosaur slippers?

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The people will be pleased to know I've actually written this, it's nearly 10k words long and it's probably coming out later today I've only got a few more edits to make

woohooo to my sudden motivation to write!

ty @wolfienation for this agathario post i felt the need to draw

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Rio Vidal, Destiny of the Endless, God Additional Tags: Sort Of, he's kind of Zeus I guess, Rio's dad, Rio Vidal is Death, Rio Vidal Loves Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal you are the father, One Shot, 1k words, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Angst Summary:

When her father forbade it, Rio made the conscious choice to go behind his back and she’d loved Agatha with her black heart for as long as she could. Of course, he had found out when Rio had gotten her pregnant, which was an accident she had been praying to avoid

“I told you to stay away from her, I told you not to be tempted into her bed, how could you be so stupid?!”

“Father, please,” she begged, dropping to her knees “I love her,”

“I know,” he whispered, his voice cold and unfeeling, “and now you have fathered her child. That child is doomed by your immortality and by your duty,”

or a quick little tragic scene I wrote thinking about Rio like Death of the Endless and if she was also like a daughter of Zeus

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV), Formula 1 RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Lilia Calderu, Alice Gulliver, Jennifer Kale, Billy Maximoff Additional Tags: also a wild martin brundle appears, f1 driver Rio, Ferrari Formula 1 Team, Alternate Universe, alternate universe - ferrari are good, that's harsh sorry, im a mclaren girlie what can i say, but Rio has ferrari energy and I'm not going to be the one to deny that, Not Evanora Harkness Friendly, One Shot, Song: The Alchemy (Taylor Swift), Time Skips, more of a collection of scenes, Recreational Drug Use, Top Rio Vidal, controversial I know, Top Agatha Harkness, becuase obviously, these witches be switches Summary:

“Woah,” Jen said with a glance in the direction Agatha was staring

“What?”

“that’s Rio Vidal you’re staring down, the f1 driver, the world champion” she said loudly in her ear, speaking over the club music

“Interesting, she’s coming over” Agatha observed

“Yeah, she’s coming over- you’re hot and she’s got a worse public record with girls than you do Harkness, be warned”

“Oh, that’s very interesting” Agatha whispered to herself as Rio appeared with a grin

Or a Rio-f1-driver thing that I started writing because I couldn’t get it out of my head that turned into a pretty long rambling story. It is very vibes based I won’t lie there isn’t really a planned-out plot the time scales jump around a lot but I’m very happy with it so please, strap in and have a read

My rambling agathario f1 au is up on ao3 - go read it!

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Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal, Agatha Harkness & Wanda Maximoff Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Alice Gulliver, Billy Maximoff, Jennifer Kale, Lilia Calderu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Rio is basically the joker, agathario, Rio Vidal-centric, My First Fanfic, Possessive Rio Vidal, Organized Crime, Cocaine, Alternate Universe - Stripper/Exotic Dancer, Wanda is Billy's older sister, Smoking, moaning about smoking, Minor Violence, 10 thousand words happened fast omg, Out of Character, probably, This is my magnum opus Summary:

He followed her eye line to the dancer he’d been watching before as Rio bit her lip. She swung round to face him again and caught him looking where she’d been looking.

“she’s a beauty ain’t she” she said with a raised eyebrow

He couldn't help but let out a low whistle and nod his head

“yeah, she's gorgeous”

Rio sat up and turned around then she put her hands to her mouth and whistled across the club. The dancer in purple turned around and grinned before jumping down off her stage and sauntering over to their booth. He was suddenly hit with a feeling that he’d said the wrong thing. Rio said nothing as the girl sat next to her in the booth, draping her bare legs over Rio’s lap. Instead, she just stared at him with a raised eyebrow.

or Rio is the ruler of the criminal underworld and Agatha is a dancer in a club, things happen

Title from John Mayer song of the same name

Go check out my agathario criminal/dancer au! highlights include Rio being possessive, Lilia being generally a badass and Agatha lying to old women! <3 <3 <3 

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i have concepts of thoughts

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i need them badly

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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12