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Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*

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Hirano: Would I be displaying signs of possible homosexuality if and if I hypothetically harbor a lingering feeling of longing towards my roommate who is of the same sex as me?

Miyano: You’re so fucking gay it’s hurting my gaydar

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Dazai: *Takes a sip of milk*

Dazai: *Gags*

Atsushi: Wait, no! Dazai-san that’s expired!

Dazai: *Takes another sip*

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Sucrose: Mr. Albedo I’m going to get some coffee, do you want anything?

Albedo: Happiness

Sucrose:

Albedo: Also can you get me a latte with three shots of coffee and whole milk? Thanks

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🚨BSD Stormbringer Spoilers!! 🚨

*Chuuya when he thought Adam died*

Chuuya: May you rust in peace, Adam.

Adam crawling out of the forest with a missing arm and torso: Would you like to hear an android joke Master Chuuya??

Chuuya: What the actual fuck-

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im alive tf did i miss

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Cyno:

Xiao:

Cyno:

Xiao:

Paimon: They really aren’t planning to speak now are they??

Traveler: Nope.

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Yuji: My brain hurts.

Nobara: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Dazai: Hey Kunikida can you give me the opposite of these words?

Dazai: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down

Kunikida: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Kunikida:

Kunikida: Dazai we need to talk.

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Atsushi: Nakahara Chuuya of the Port Mafia? Dazai-san who’s that?

Dazai: He’s an irrelevant little bitch you don’t need to know about him.

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Jouno: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Tecchou: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Tachihara: PEOPLE CALM DOWN IT’S JUST A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Gojo: Okay two person huddle!

Nanami: You can’t huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Dazai: Years of being partners with him and I can confidently say that Chuuya just gets bitchier.

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Kagiura: Hirano-san and I are dating. He just doesn’t know it yet.

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Miyano: Hirano-san and his basketball playing, first year, roommate are dating. They just don’t know it yet.

Sasaki: Interesting. Elaborate.

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Mori: Chuuya, please keep and eye on Dazai. Investigating the former boss and Arahabaki is not safe, he might get punched.

Chuuya: Yeah sure I’d love to see that shitface get punched

Mori: Try again.

Chuuya, sighing: I will prevent Dazai from getting punched.

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Fukuzawa going over Dazai’s resume: It states here that you’re creative.

Dazai: Yes that is correct.

Fukuzawa: May I know what you create?

Dazai: Problems.