#genshin impact incorrect quotes

[zweetpea]

You(a prosecutor in this): I don’t think the Iudex likes me all that much.

Wriothesley: What on earth are you talking about?! What or WHO gave you that impression.

You: Well it’s just that, every time I’m prosecuting the Iudex glares at me through the entire trial. He barely even pays attention.

Wriothesley: (Y/n) I mean this in the nicest way possible, Neuvillette just has a resting bitch face.

You: No…

*Meanwhile with Neuvillette and Furina*

Neuvillette(talking about you): And we’ll name our third child Louis if they’re a boy and Eloise if they’re a girl! Oh! And our fourth child will be named Eden-

[mermaidfanficlibrary]

SHE'S TAKING MY HUSBAND!

Child Y/n and Child Xiao: *Hanging out playing with each other. Morax and the other adepti are watching over them.*

Cloud retainer: *Looking at the two playing before focusing her attention on Xiao* I should probably take him for his lessons.

Morax: *Sips his drink lot looking up from the table* I wouldn't do that if I were you

Cloud retainer: *Ignores Morax and picks up Xiao* It's time for your lesson Xiao

Child Y/n: *eyes widen and trying to pull Xiao back down* No! Don't take Xiao!

Cloud retainer: *Looks down at Child Y/n trying to calm them down* Now Y/n he needs to do his lesson

Child Y/n: *Starts to scream and looks at Morax absolutely devastated Xiao wasn't playing with them* SHE'S TAKING MY HUSBAND!

Morax: *spits out his tea and starts to chuckle*

Cloud retainer: *Looks at child Y/n surprised and puts Xiao down unsure what to do now* Very well then...

Child Xiao: *Blushes not understanding what's going on as Child Y/n hugs him, then looks behind Y/n to stare at Morax* What's a husband?

Morax: *Walks up to the two kids and ruffles Xiao's hair* I'll tell you later

a/n: This came from the episode of Bluey called Hammerbarn. I swear this was so funny to me.

Do not repost or translate without my explicit permission! Reblogs are welcome!

[alitheakorogane]

Reader: (Running around the place to avoid being hit by arrows) So, do all of you think I'm an imposter?!

Venti: Yep! But don't worry, we'll hunt you down with love!

Reader: Love? More like with a thousand arrows!

Zhongli: Just let us catch you and face the consequences of your crimes of impersonating the Divine Grace.

Reader: But I just wanted to chill in Teyvat, not dodge arrows, spears, and angry mobs! And what do you mean by impersonating?! It's not my fault I was born with this ridiculous face!

Venti: Ha! Good luck with that! We're relentless when it comes to catching imposters like you.

Reader: Good luck with that! Your aim still sucks, you'll have a chance catching a random sleeping hilichurl with your aim than me!

[harmonysanreads]

Reader : Is something burning?

Lyney : Just my burning love for you, darling~

Reader : Lyney, the toaster is on fire.

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#66 Thighs

In the Rebellion for the vision hunt decree

Gorou: Listen, Soldiers, You have got to learn to keep your eyes on the... *catches sight of Your thigh sheath* thighs... WAIT! I meant thighs, no, fuck, I don't mean 'thighs', I mean 'thighs', thighs, no!, I MEAN THIGHS, FUCK, THIGHS, PRIGHZE ON THE THEYES-

Lumine, smirking: Don't you mean prize, General?

Gorou, distracted: Y/n...

[animelover28sworld]

Wriothesley: b*tch what for dinner?

Y/N worried: grilled cheese...

Wriothesley: ...

Wriothesley: if you ever let me speak to you like that you better smack the sh*t out of me.

Wriothesley: understood?

Y/N: understood...

[leafybnuuy]

Y/N : Wrio, baby 🥺ྀིྀི

Y/N : can I tie a bow around ur bicep?

🥺ྀིྀི

Y/N : pretty please with a cherry on top

🥺ྀིྀི

Wriothesley : yes, you can baby

Y/N : ໒꒰ྀིᵔᵕᵔ꒱ྀི১

[soyeonromanticism]

Alhaitham, at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.

Kaveh, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

[trylynarie]

Kaeya: *face plants into the door*

Venti: he’s drunk already?

Diluc: no he just took his eyepatch off for the first time in 20 years and can’t navigate for shit

[adventures-in-teyvat]

wriothesley: there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder *glances at neuvillette*

neuvillette: well sorry i’m the chief fucking justice of fontaine i guess

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Kaveh, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed i was the king of all the ducks.

Alhaitham: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks

[zweetpea]

You: Neuvillette I have something to tell you.

Neuvillette: Yes?

You: I like like you. Like I have a crush on you. *you giggle*

Neuvillette: Sweetheart, we’re married.

You: …so?

Neuvillette:

Neuvillette: *sighs* I like you too

[genshinincorrectly]

Furina: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Lumine: ...We're on the ground floor.

Furina: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

[alitheakorogane]

Reader: This is like Among Us, but with isekai, a twist of obsessed religious freaks and magical shit I would rather not want to be another bloody decoration on my body. And it does have a vent in this place... Just add "i" on the end and speak "ehe".

Klee: Among Us? Is that another realm in Teyvat? Can we visit?

Reader: No, Klee, it's... never mind. Let's just focus on not getting smitten by the Archons.

[harmonysanreads]

Reader : You're ‘the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans’ , what does that mean?

Arlecchino : It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Reader : But, what's the first worst thing?

Arlecchino : ...

Reader : ...

Arlecchino : ...

Reader : ...

Arlecchino : They... they weren't always orphans.

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#24 Therapy-

Y/n: Were you dropped on your head as a child?!

Scaramouche: Bold of you to assume I was ever held!

Y/n:...

Scaramouche:...

Y/n: Shit-Baby, are you okay?

Scaramouche*already crying* No…