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Marmalade: I'll never stop running!

Otis: Yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you. I'm relentless. I'm like the Terminator.

Marmalade: I'm more like Terminator than you.

Otis: I said it first. You're more like Sarah Connor.

Marmalade: No, I'm not!

Otis: Yes. And in the first movie too, before she could do chin-ups.

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Marmalade: Giving him the ol' JFK (messy head in the backseat of my car).

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Otis, hugging Marmalade from behind: Morning babe, what are you cooking?

Marmalade: You can't tell? Master Chef Huxley with the amazing nose?

Otis, mouthing against her neck: I was being polite.

Marmalade: What?

Otis: It smells fucked up.

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Ted: You are the perfect woman.

Marmalade: I've often thought so.

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Marmalade: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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I feel as if some of you don't actually like transgender. "I want to make her worse", "I want to break her"... why do you wish to hurt beautiful transgender? she should be cherished, and made gentle love to.

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Otis: You paid $500 for shoes!

Marmalade: Boots, Otis. I'm not an idiot.

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Marmalade: Dude-

Otis: I just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago. Don’t you dare call me 'dude'.

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Marmalade: "Person of interest" is just too flattering, frankly.

Marmalade: If the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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What happens when Marmalade and Otis try watching their favorite shows with each other

Otis: Who’s that?

Marmalade: Finn.

Otis: Who’s that?

Marmalade: Rachel.

Otis: Which one’s Glee?

Marmalade: You have to stop.

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Marmalade: Why are you helping me?

Otis: Because my life is a mess right now, and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.

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Marmalade: I’m not scamming the government if that's what you’re thinking.

Otis: Your license plate says $CAMMIN.

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Marmalade when she was robbing the banks: Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

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Marmalade telling Mama Eda about Otis: He’s got chocolate brown eyes and the ass of an angel.

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Otis: Hey, Marmalade, what are your pronouns?

Marmalade: Why? What are you saying about me?

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Marmalade, to Otis: I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

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Marmalade: I am a hot, smart woman with an ass that doesn’t quit! So why doesn’t everyone trust me?! For once in your life. Trust me.