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Dva: wonder who's been ruining my life this time

Dva: *looks in the mirror*

Dva: so, we meet again

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D.Va : The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.

D.Mon: So you're just gonna wait until king is in danger and save him?

D.Va : Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.

D.Mon: ...

D.Mon: You're insane.

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D.Mon: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.

D.Va : I’ve got plenty of common sense!

D.Va : I just choose to ignore it.

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Overlord, jumping out of D.Mon's closet: BOO!

D.Mon:

Overlord:

D.Mon:

Overlord: *makes a sad face*

D.Mon: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Casino: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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Dae-Hyun , to D.Va: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Overlord: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

King: Eyy, homie!

D.Va: But then there's cootie...

D.Mon: Die.

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D.Va : Why are we friends?

D.Mon: Poor decisions on your part.

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Overlord: Hana isn't talking to me.

D.Mon: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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King: D.Va just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

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D.Va : Overlord is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Casino: Okay, did you talk before he got upset?

D.Va : ...yes?

Casino: That's probably it.

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D.Va : Hey Yuna, can you give me the opposite of these words?

D.Va : Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

D.Mon: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

D.Mon: The fucking satisfaction.

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Myung: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

D.Va : Why did you say that so vaguely? King and I are literally the only people you called in here.

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D.Va: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

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*at a zoo*

King: What are they in for?

Overlord: King, this isn't prison.

King: So they can leave?

Overlord: No, but-

King, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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D.Va : The time to act is now.

D.Va : Wink, wink.

Casino: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.

D.Va : Oh, sorry.

D.Va : Wink.

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Overlord: Bye Dae-Hyun ! Bye King! Bye D.Va ! Bye D.Mon! Bye Casino! Bye Dae-Hyun !

Casino: You said ‘bye Dae-Hyun ’ twice.

Overlord: I like Dae-Hyun .