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*at the zoo for Ronan's birthday*

Ronan: What are they in for?

Wanda: Sweetie this isn't a prison-

Ronan: *points at a meerkat* I bet he murdered someone

Sharon: *bored out of her mind* And what about that one? *points to a red panda*

Ronan: *observes it for a moment*

Ronan: Financial fraud

Sharon:

Sharon: Damn

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Sharon: *drunk, lounging on a bar table* Charlotte made me feel things

Victor: .....what sort of things?

Sharon: *flailing her arms dramatically* Feelings

Victor:

Victor: *trying not to laugh* Charlotte made you feel feelings?

Sharon: *offended* Yeah!

Victor: *fake gasps* Wow what a bitch!

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Victor: Why does Luna have a knife?

Yelena: She felt unsafe

Charlotte: So you gave her a knife?

Yelena: ....obviously

Masha: Yeah I often do that too, it seems to really calm her

Victor: Have you tried maybe I don't know giving her a hug???

Masha: Luna doesn't really like hugs

Sharon: That's true to be fair

Charlotte:

Charlotte: Well now I feel unsafe

Victor: Yeah...

Yelena & Masha:

Yelena & Masha: Would you like a knife?

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Yelena: I know what the law is!

Charlotte: Name one law

Yelena:

Yelena: Don't....kill people?

Charlotte:

Charlotte: That's on me, I set the bar far too low

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Conrad: I know you must be surprised to see me here-

Sharon: Not really since you follow me everywhere

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Steve: I am, as the kids say, awake

Sharon:

Sharon: ....do you mean "woke"?

Steve: I did, but it's grammatically incorrect

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Ellen: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Morgan: YOU ARE ON FIRE STOP FLIRTING JESUS CHRIST-

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*Sharon & Charlotte arguing*

Charlotte: Fuck you!

Sharon: Later! Now listen....

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Masha: I'm forgetting something...

Charlotte: Morals, probably?

Masha: No it's something important

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Charlotte: This team relies on you!-

Sharon: I can't be blamed for your lack of judgement

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Charlotte: You know Victor gave Masha flowers yesterday...I wish you'd do that too

Sharon: Uh ok....

*next day*

Sharon: * hands Masha flowers*

Masha: Um-

Sharon: I have no idea either

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Yelena: You didn't sleep with Victor, did you?

Masha: No...

Yelena: Ok good

Masha: I had sex with Victor

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Luna: Change is inedible

Victor: Don't you mean inevitable?

Luna: *spitting out pennies* No, I really didn't

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Ellen: I guess you could say that I've...fallen for you *winks*

Morgan:

Morgan: You just fell down five flights of stairs how are you even alive-

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Luna: Hey Sprinkles, what are you doing?

Ronan: *taking a Buzzfeed Quiz to see which Avenger he is*

Ronan: Dark magic stuff

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Conrad: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Luna: They do

Sharon:

Sharon: Why did you say that with such certainty-

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Morgan: Babe, I think your calculations are off-

Ellen: Ha! They can't be off if I didn't do any!