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Kirishima: Whenever Bakugou is mad at me, I tighten the lids on all the jars so he has to get help from me.

[glass breaks in the background]

Kirishima: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen.

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midoriya to bakugou: stop being mean to me, i've got eyes and i'm not afraid to cry

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kurogiri: you're smiling, did something good happen?

shigaraki: what? i can't smile without reason these days?

toga, from the other room: dabi tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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dabi, entering the room noticeably disheveled: sorry i'm late, i was busy doing stuff.

shigaraki, entering the room, also disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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shigaraki: who broke the coffee pot? i'm not mad, i just want to know.

kurogiri: i did. i broke it.

shigaraki: no you didn't. dabi?

dabi: what! i didn't even break it!

twice: huh that's weird how did you even know it was broken?

dabi: because it's sitting right in front of me and it's broken.

shigaraki, tutting: suspicious.

spinner: if it matters, probably not, toga was the last one to use it.

toga: liar! i don't even drink that shit.

spinner: oh really? then why were you by the coffee maker?

toga: everyone knows i use the wooden sticks to push back my cuticles!

kurogiri: okay, let's not fight. i broke it, i'll pay for it.

shigaraki: no, who broke it?

twice: compress has been awfully quiet this whole time.

compress: really?!

shigaraki, as the camera pans to him: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. give them 10 minutes, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig's head on a stick. good; it was getting a little chummy in here.

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kaminari: do i have anything to say?

kaminary: no.

kaminari: but will i shut up?

kaminari: also no.

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shigaraki: *stomps on dabi's foot*

dabi: OW

shigaraki, to kurogiri: oh no. dabi is injured. and without a hospital nearby for a whole two miles. well, i guess the humane thing to do would just be to put him out of his misery.

kurogiri: SHIGARAKI NO, PUT DOWN THAT ROCK-

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jirou: it's dark, i'm scared

kaminari: don't worry, i've got this!

kaminari, stomping his foot so his sketchers light up: see?

jirou:

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dabi: i didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb friends until i got one for myself.

dabi: i've had hawks for a day and a half and if anything happened to him i'd kill everyone in the room and then myself.

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twice: dude, are you even getting enough sleep?

dabi, waving a hand: sometimes when i blink my eyes close.

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interviewer: why are you always so sleep deprived?

aizawa, looking off into the distance: there's no rest for the wicked.

hizashi: ...cat videos. he stays up late watching cat videos.

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kurogiri: we need to cut back on expenses. what's something we can live without?

shigaraki: dabi.

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toga: how dumb does kurogiri think we are?

twice: sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a grocery list.