#incorrect bnha

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo, driving: Oi, Have you ever tested to see if you can withstand a car crash against a brick wall?

Kirishima: Huh, I don’t think I have. I feel like I can though!

Bakugo, dead-eyed while speeding up: Good because you’re about to see.

Kirishima: WHAT-

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: You're giving me a sticker?

Aizawa: Not just any sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-Wow."

Y/N: I'm not a preschooler.

Aizawa: *shrugs* Fine, I'll take it back.

Y/N: No. I earned this. Back off.

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Aizawa: Oh god, how am I gonna explain my injuries to Eri?? Aizawa: I can't say I lost my eye & leg to my job, she'll never trust me to fight again!!! Mic: YOOO, TELL HER YOU GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!!! Aizawa:

[babybird-keigo]

Shigaraki: Did you have to stab them?

Toga: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Shigaraki: What did they say?

Toga: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Shigaraki: That’s fair.

[writersmorgue]

Why is the picture quality shit. Idk.

Thank you @yourlunarspice 💕💕💕

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

*Denki and Hanta call Hitoshi from their internship*

Hanta: Dude you gotta get over here, your girl is going crazy!

Hitoshi: Wtf!?!

Denki: Some villain hit Katsuki and Y/N with a swapping quirk during their internship! YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE NOW BROSKI

Hitoshi: I'm sorry? Are you saying that Y/N and Katsuki swapped bodies!?

Denki: NO. It's even better than that!!

Hanta: They swapped QUIRKS!!

Hitoshi: Jesus Christ.

Hanta: Bakugo couldn’t figure out how to use her quirk and started insulting her, and now she’s using his own quirk to BEAT his ass. IT'S INSANE. I’ve never seen anything like it. You’ve gotta get over here bruh

Hitoshi:

Hitoshi: Sounds like she’s handling it.

Denki: Dude please get here ASAP. I mean it. We need you here.

Hitoshi: Are you seriously asking me to use my quirk to calm down my girlfriend and save that idiot's ass?

Hanta: What?! No! We want you to come here and watch your girl beat Bakugo to a pulp!

Denki: Yeah, dude. We're feminist as fuck!

Hanta: Oh shit! He’s running towards us!

*Hitoshi can hear Y/N and Katsuki arguing in the background of the call, followed by mild explosions*

Katsuki: Tell her to stop you bastards!!

Hanta: No! You deserve this!

Denki: Take your cosmic punishment Bakubro!

Y/N: Why does this quirk make me so pissed off!?

Hitoshi: Oh My God.

Hitoshi: ...ok I’m on my way. I gotta witness this.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

*Eri's reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* Bakugou, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Shinsou: They say Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he Bakugou: Well all your cats look pretty fucking small. What's that say about you? Shinsou: You're pretty fucking small, what's that say about your parents?

[aizawaxshouta]

aizawa: i have two rules

1) don’t die

2) don’t make me deal with your drama

midoriya: but—

aizawa: i do not care.

[captainjade101]

Toga: can we get some food

Dabi: bird brain recommended this takeaway joint apparently they have "banging chicken that just slaps" it's just down the road

Twice: woo food. 'I deeply despise food'

Spinner: ch... Wait

Mr compress: isnt hawk a bird...

Kurogiri: hawks are carnivorous so them eating chi-

Toga interrupting kurogiri: oh oh oh I'm just like hawksie I'm a carnivor

Dabi:no you're a cannibalistic syqopath

Spinner: isn't hawks a cannibal to if he eats chicken

Shigaraki: chicken entitys aren't birds

Mr. Compress: Chickens are birds..... you need to get off the internet maybe touch some grass to...

Dabi: I agree with hands over here. aren't chickens like dinosaurs

Kurogiri: *deep sigh* chickens are birds. Hawks are carnivorous

Shigaraki scracting his neck: so that hero is a cannibal that NPC is just as much as a villain as us

Dabi calling hawks: your a cannibal????

Hawks: wtf

[fever-dreamer97]

Izuku, phone ringing: Oh guys, you’re in luck. Dynamight is calling.

Students, excited:

Izuku, answers and put him on speaker: Hey Dy-

Bakugo: DEKU! A MOTHERFU*KING VULTURE FLEW OUT AS I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND NOW MY WHOLE WINDSHIELD IS DESTROYED, THAT FEATHER BASTARD FU*K!! *hangs up*

Izuku:

Students:

Izuku, whispering: Why are you calling me, what the hell am I supposed to do about it?

[dadzawa-vibes]

Y/N: You are really pretty when you’re nice.

Bakugou: What am I when I’m not nice?

Y/N: Hot as fuck.

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

AllMight: Hey, Aizawa? Did You ever want support items aside from your capture weapon???

Aizawa: ....I tried a jet pack once...

AllMight: A JET PACK???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Aizawa: Nope. I attached it to my sleeping bag for fast transport with a layer of protection.

AllMight: Well...what happened???

Aizawa: I discontinued the jet pack...

Aizawa: because Mic was TERRIFIED.

AllMight: Did he think you'd crash?

Aizawa: No, he thought I looked like a giant caterpillar with rocket boosters.

Mic: Yeah I threatened to break up with him.

Aizawa: he was crying

[babybird-keigo]

Hawks: If you want my advice-

Tokoyami: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Hawks: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

Dabi: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

[writersmorgue]

Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

Katsuki: I think I love him.

Eijiro: No, duh.

Katsuki: The hell you mean, "no, duh" !?

Eijiro: Dude, I'm your best buddy. I've seen you pining over Midoriya for, like, two years. You haven't been subtle.

Katsuki: WHAT!! But I only figured out that I love him THIS WEEK!

Eijiro: Oh. Well. Yay! Congrats! You finally caught up to the rest of us!

Katsuki:

Katsuki: I want to punch you right now, Shitty Hair.

Eijiro: I love you too, man.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Todoroki: Who are you?

Dabi: You remember your brother Touya?

Todoroki: Youre the guy who killed him!

Dabi: What? No I am him. Why would you think that

Todoroki:

Todoroki: Can you really blame me for believing the guy dressed in all black with the supervillain voice, who works for a criminal organization, may have done something bad?