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Bobby : What’s it like being tall? Is it nice?

Bobby: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Courtney: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Dodger: It was one time!

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Courtney: So as I was saying

Dodger: I'm sorry did someone above the national average height just say something?

Mark:

Courtney: excuse-

Dodger: I despise you tall woman, shrink perhaps, maybe then we can be friends.

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Spader: Hey, uh, what do you want from Grolo's?

Bobby: Nah, I'm good man, I don't have any money.

Spader: Did I ask you... If you brought money...

Spader (up in Bobby's face): What. Do. You. Want.

Bobby (sniffling): a ten piece

Bobby: love u

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Saint Dane: Remember, learning is always a great reason for criminal things.

Naymeer: I wonder what a dado rod would do to a marshmallow

(Five minutes later)

Saint Dane and Naymeer, with marshmallows in their hair: It explodes.

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Saint Dane: Remember, learning is always a great reason for criminal things.

Naymeer: I wonder what a dado rod would do to a marshmallow

(Five minutes later)

Saint Dane and Naymeer, with marshmallows in their hair: It explodes.

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love this i love this

Courtney:

</b> Anybody under 5'7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?<p/><b>Dodger:</b> Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.<p/></p>

I wanted to reblog this the original text from @incorrect-pendragon-quotes​ but I couldn’t figure out how to put in the picture. The original squad meme is by @riddlemd​

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i feel like we do not talk enough about uncle press pulling out a freaking submachine gun on the subway platform in merchant of death

IT WASN'T A MACHINE GUN WAS IT? i thought it was just a handgun

also anon i have a blog for more general pendragon talk! you can direct all this conversation over to @theneverwar :^)

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everybody gangster until Bobby makes a specific cultural reference

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since everything bobby Says is instantly translated, if he makes a reference to like the Sahara desert, would other travelers be like "the desert desert?"

LMAO

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Bobby and Spader: *going to get ice cream*

Press: *working in an ice cream parlor*

Bobby: Uncle Press?

Press: Yeah? Oh, for the love of bejeebers!

Spader: Is this your after-Traveler-coaching job?

Press: *jumps over the counter* What if it is, Spader? What if coaching you dumb nutnuggets doesn't cover all my expenses, huh?

Bobby: *laughing* Expenses? What expenses? You wear the same coat every day!

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Bobby: got called gay on first earth earlier lads

Courtney: tell us what happened lad

Bobby: i got called gay on first earth

Mark: ye but why

Bobby: probably because i was being gay

Courtney: on first earth?

Bobby: yeah it was on first earth

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"Halla has infinite territories. Well, ten. Maybe ten and a half."

— Press

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As someone who was raised on underappreciated book series I worship @incorrect-pendragon-quotes

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Naymeer: We must reward excellence and condemn those whose only contribution to society is to burden.

Mark and Courtney, in unison: ok boomer

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thank u @incorrect-pendragon-quotes for this goldmine that i am DEFFO gonna draw more shitposts from

@theneverwar this is for u too babe

also uhhhh ignore bobbys stoner expression i drew this at one am last night and its been. a hot minute since ive drawn any of the pendragon crew

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Siry: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we’re born, so if we break em there’s a fun little surprise.

Alder: What’s the surprise?

Aja: Blood poisoning.

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Loor: Hey, Pendragon.

Bobby: Yeah?

Loor:

Loor: (dabs)

Bobby: (distressed) Why?

Loor: No one will believe you.