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Poppy: Why do you do what you do, Harley? With this kind of technology, you can cure cancer!

The Doctor: But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into giant toys!

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Poppy: We just need some explosives and red smoke. Once we get those, we'll blow this place sky high! That's our revenge! Any questions?

Doey: Is this legal?

Poppy: Any relevant questions?

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The Prototype: Is there any way I can make you feel worse?

Poppy: This may be the funniest question I've ever got.

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Daddy Long Legs: Does anyone know how I could get Baby Long Legs to sleep? He's been crying for a while and I'm not sure what to do.

Huggy Wuggy: pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. A pelican mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giving good love to baby.

Daddy Long Legs: I'm taking suggestions from everyone but you.

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Dogday: Wh-Simon! You just drove right through that stop sign without stopping!

Simon Smoke: It's fine, I'll stop twice on the way back.

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you know the drill (ALSO HOW DID I FORGET PICKYPIGGY LAST TIME)

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Doey: *posts an extremely low quality image to a group chat*

Doctor: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I would have 15 cents.

Doey: IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY OUNCE OF RAGE I FELT IN MY BODY AFTER READING THIS MESSAGE I'D HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY A CANNON TO FIRE AT YOU

Bubba Bubbaphant: Actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

Doctor: I can see this you know

Kissy Missy: If I had a dollar I'd buy a can of soda :)

Doey: While you're there can you buy me an apply juice please?

Kissy Missy: Sorry, I only have a dollar.

Doey: :(

Boogie Bot: Actually wouldn't they have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent?

Bubba Bubbaphant: Oh you're right!

Doey: If I had $22,500 I'd buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Bubba Bubbaphant: You could buy anything you want with $22,500!

Kissy Missy: Yes, and they want to buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Bron: Apply juice to what?

Huggy Wuggy: Directly to forehead

Doey: Great group chat everyone

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Poppy: I have a problem.

Doey: Kill it.

Doey: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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an update for chapter 3

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i dare you to quote the entire "who broke" meme but with poppy playtime characters

I might make that eventually

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Mommy Long Legs: Good night.

Kissy Missy: Sleep tight.

Catnap: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Boogie Bot: Great, now Candy Cat's crying.

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Huggy Wuggy, in a car, talking to the McDonald's employee: You forgot my shake

Huggy Wuggy: Shake your booty!

Huggy Wuggy, in the driver's seat, to Kissy Missy, in the passenger's seat: DRIVE! DRIVE!

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Prototype: Eat shit and die, Huggy!!!

Huggy Wuggy: Eat shit and live, Prototype.

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Elliot Ludwig: It is pride month, Stella. You know what that means.

Stella Greybur: huh. what

Stella Greybur: Do you want us to make. Gay toys? What?

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Kissy Missy: Can I go to the pool?

Huggy Wuggy: Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Kissy Missy: No, can I go by myself?

Huggy Wuggy: You don’t want to go with me?

Kissy Missy: You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Huggy Wuggy: It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Huggy: *Eating grass*

Huggy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kissy: Huggy?

Huggy: Im high

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Huggy Wuggy: *Eating grass*

Huggy Wuggy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kissy Missy: Huggy?

Huggy Wuggy: Im high

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