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GLaDOS: After all this time, and you still don't seem to grasp the idea that I'm in charge here. Why do you keep insisting on acting out, as you're an untrained mutt with delusions of grandeur? Do you know how incredibly difficult I could make your life if you don't play nice? Chell, under her breath: Wow, that's crazy. I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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[Somehow a mirror maze has become relevant to the Co-operative Testing Initiative]

P-Body, seeing Atlas: C'mon, you got it! Almost through! Atlas: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it* P-Body: *screams*

GLaDOS, death gripping the monitor with a claw arm: It's for science, it's for science, it's for science, it's for-

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You can't tell me this isn't how she felt waking up in the Relaxation Center

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GLaDOS, prior to the Core Transfer: You are the most insufferable, inconsequential little moron ever conceived of. How you've managed to survive this long without annoying someone enough to be thrown into an incinerator is beyond me. Then again, crushing really is too good for you. Wheatley: Oh yeah? You're so tough? Well, I... uh... I'm rubber, you're glue... uhmmm... something, something, something YOU! GLaDOS: Half of a cliche comeback... I'm almost impressed. Almost.

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GLaDOS, prior to the Core Transfer: You are the most insufferable, inconsequential little moron ever conceived of. How you've managed to survive this long without annoying someone enough to be thrown into an incinerator is beyond me. Then again, crushing really is too good for you. Wheatley: Oh yeah? You're so tough? Well, I... uh... I'm rubber, you're glue... uhmmm... something, something, something YOU! GLaDOS: Half of a cliche comeback... I'm almost impressed. Almost.

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Cave Johnson: So, it’s no wonder that people are afraid of technology.

Cave Johnson (at a random passerby): TECHNOLOGY!!

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GLaDOS: These creatures of filth have escaped the exit! I am next level mad.

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GLaDOS running Aperture: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might. Wheatley running Aperture Wheatley Laboratories: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-

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PotatOS, having just been freed from her Crow Oppressor: So, how exactly did you find me in all of this mess? Chell, not missing a beat: I put 'Bitch' into the GPS and it led me straight to you.

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I live again, and I have an important poll to run. I want to bring this blog back but I have only so much time to spend so I don't want to waste it on posts no one likes. So without any further ado:

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I live again, and I have an important poll to run. I want to bring this blog back but I have only so much time to spend so I don't want to waste it on posts no one likes. So without any further ado:

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hey does anyone know what happened to the rocket sentry?

If we're lucky, still in the chamber where all the robots scream at you. He deserves it, as far as I'm concerned.

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*Presumably some alternate scenario where Chell loses*

Chell : There's always a way out. I just need- Rattmann: A plan? Yeah, just to help you out a little, I’ve written down every plan you’ve ever come up with, which obviously never worked because you’re here and you’re back, so good luck. Chell, reading them out loud: “Physically attack GLaDOS. Seduce GLaDOS. Make GLaDOS think she's the one being tested on. Catch that magic panda, use her powers.” Oh, I’m guessing that one was Wheatley? Rattmann: That thing has NO idea what’s going on.