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Aran Ryan: Eat shit an' die, Popinski!!!
Soda Popinski: Ешь дерьмо и живи, Аран.
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Super Macho Man: It is pride month, Disco. You know what that means.
Disco Kid: huh? what?
Disco Kid: Do you want us to fight in. Gay boxing matches? What?
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Aran Ryan, celebrating after a basketball game: DAT'S 'OW YA DO IT, BABY! DAT'S WHY YOU GAHTTA LEARN FRAHM DE CHAMP!
Mr. Sandman, holding the ball: You lost by 55 points
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Aran Ryan: I need this bed out av my house by TUESDAY
Aran Ryan: because on Tuesday I'm haveng a POTLUCK
Aran Ryan: And I can't have people comeng to my POTLUCK
Aran Ryan: Askeng why de 'ell dere's two BEDS AGAINST DE WALL, can you IMAGINE de quesshuns!?
Piston Hondo:
Piston Hondo: ...ねえ、ええと、なぜベッドが 2 つあるのですか-
Aran Ryan: HOW EMBARRASSENG
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Aran Ryan: OH, SON OF A-
Piston Hondo: あなたの言語に注意してください!
Aran Ryan: fun
Piston Hondo: *sighs* あなたは近くにいます
Aran Ryan: Frick
Piston Hondo: 私をテストしないでください…
Aran Ryan: shoot dang it
Piston Hondo: 何てことだ….
Aran Ryan: ass
Piston Hondo:
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Aran Ryan: 'ey birc'es I'm smahkeng double blunts at white castle yeeee hAw
1 hour later
Aran Ryan: Guys I'm too high
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Little Mac: So, what inspired you to join the WVBA?
King Hippo: GEEEUUHGgggh
Little Mac:
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Disco Kid: You kidnapped Super Macho Man? that's illegal!
Von Kaiser: aber Disco, was ist illegaler? Super Macho Man kurzzeitig belästigen oder die WVBA zerstören?
Disco Kid: Kidnapping Super Macho Man, Kaiser!
Great Tiger: डिस्को, सुनो। मैं अभी आपके बारे में जो कुछ भी सोच सकता हूं, ये लोग आपको प्रेरित करने के लिए आप पर भरोसा कर रहे हैं।
Disco Kid: What, to kidnap people!?
Great Tiger: साथ मिलाकर काम करना!
Disco Kid: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!?
Aran Ryan: Mester Ked, we all agreed a celebrity is naht a people.
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Super Macho Man: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than everyone else in the WVBA.
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Glass Joe: *falls down the stairs*
Bear Hugger: Are you okay?
Super Macho Man: Stop falling down the stairs!
Aran Ryan: 'ow'd de grooehnd taste?
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Disco Kid, texting: Dontr't woprryt, i have toure wphone. text me when you're readt to come get it!
Disco Kid: Man it's hard to text with boxing gloves on
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Aran Ryan: you know you've made it when you see yooehr pecture everywhere you go.
Glass Joe: ce sont des avis de recherche !
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Aran Ryan: ello, mcdahnald's, i wooehld like to poehrchase 130 checken noehggets. prepare yooehrselves.
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Little Mac: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
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Little Mac: So you're the entire WVBA's therapist?
Bear Hugger: yup
Little Mac: so...who's your therapist?
Bear Hugger:
Bear Hugger: I talk to this squirrel sometimes
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Mad Clown: honk.
Aran Ryan: WHAT.
Mad Clown: HONK.
Aran Ryan: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE AV SHIT?????
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