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All I’m saying is that it’s very concerning you’ve not posted in two and a half years

Don’t worry I’m fine I’m just not into ahit anymore if I gotta be honest. It may have been my longest running interest but I still switched out of it

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DJ Grooves: Why do I need to come out? If you still think I’m straight that’s on you

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Hat Kid: They knocked that smug look off my face

Hat Kid: But luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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Hat kid: I’ve made the decision to trust you

Mustache Girl: a horrible decision, really.

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Snatcher: we should have an opposite Valentine’s Day where we send unfortunate things in hideous boxes to people we dislike on purpose

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Mustache Girl: everyone has abandoned me... my friends have all left me... I have been forsaken...

Hat Kid: we were gone for 10 minutes

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DJ Grooves: good morning, con! You’re up early

Conductor, nervously: haha yeah

DJ Grooves:

Conductor:

DJ Grooves: what time did you go to sleep?

Conductor: [sweating bullets]

DJ Grooves: what time con??

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Bow Kid: when I said “bring me back something from the beach,” I meant like a shell or something...

Mustache Girl, holding a seagull: well, you didn’t mention that!

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Snatcher: when people gets little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them

Hat Kid: that’s a genius move

Snatcher: thank you

Hat kid: your welcome, MoonJumper.

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Hat Kid: make no mistake, not only am I party rocking but I am also in the house tonight.

Bow Kid: but are you shuffling?

Hat Kid: every day.

Snatcher:

Snatcher: what language are you two speaking??

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Badgeseller, showing the kids how to play chess: We can now move the bishop to G6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no choice but to capture with their King. 

Badgeseller: Black’s queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and a bishop. The next move is obvious. 

Badgeseller: We can launch an RT-2PM2 <Topol-M> cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.

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Hat Kid: please don’t tell her I tried to make bacon in the toaster

Cooking Cat: what happened here?

Mustache Girl and Bow Kid: Hattie tried to make bacon in the toaster

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I have no idea what year hat in time is set in

[Precariously balanced props are knocked over]

DJ Grooves: oh gosh darn you both of you!

Conductor: it’s okay.

DJ Grooves: no, you can’t just say things are ok and then they’re ok!

Conductor: that’s how it works that’s how you avoid problems;you just say hey it’s alright and then you go on with your day.

DJ Grooves: No!

Conductor: I didn’t pay taxes in 2116, that’s alright.

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Vanessa: If a man calls you “princess” in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

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Snatcher: Could you be anymore annoying?

Hat Kid: Oh easily

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Hat Kid: I, uh, I’m suddenly having second thoughts.

Snatcher: you had a first thought?

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DJ Grooves: *suddenly hugs Conductor*

Conductor: What’re yer doing?!

DJ Grooves: I was told to appreciate the small things in life

Conductor: ...... peck yer