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Jake: More power to anybody I guess

Rose: You just extended the most diseased and limp olive branch I've ever seen

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Jake: What if I just lost it?

Jake: What if I just lost my shit?

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Leslie: Well, has Jake been wrong before?

Malachy: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Des: I stand behind the choice I made by accident

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Des: Sometimes all you can do is just look at your dad like, what the fuck my guy? And then move on

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Des: Mal, I would die for you

Malachy: Please don't

Des: Rose, I would die for you

Rose: I would never let that happen

Des: Jake, I would die for you

Jake, without looking up from his phone: Then perish

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Leslie: You're crude and unprofessional

Jake: I'd like that on my tombstone, please

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Des: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will also... hurt me

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Des: Now here's the thing that I want to share with you, I-

Jake: No

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Des: I think it's bile

Jake: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

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Malachy: I've been looking for you

Jake: I've been avoiding you

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Malachy, to Jake: You're my son and I love you, but you're a great big bag of dicks

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Jake: I don't know if you know, I'm a bisexual

Des: Oh, congratulations

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Rose: Stay out of trouble

Jake: Not my strong suit

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Jake: Des has a zest for life that I just frankly do not have

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Rose: Exactly what is your point, Des

Des: Point? I wasn't making a point