#source: the witcher

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Moody: [to Nymphadora] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: [to Walker] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

The Smallfolk telling stories about Jon’s recent battle as Rhaegar writes them down for this next song.

Smallfolk witness: The gates cracked open and a dozen soldiers ran through. You’ve never seen a cavalry like this, armed like a cavernous mouth full of devil’s teeth! And they swallowed him whole.

Rhaegar: This is brilliant!

Smallfolk:

Rhaegar:

Rhaegar: Oh sorry, Jon’s ever so stingy with the details. And then what happened?

Smallfolk witness: . . . He died.

Rhaegar:

Rhaegar: Eh, he’s fine.

Smallfolk witness: Look, I was there. I saw it with my own——

Jon, kicking the door in covered in blood and guts:

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: You're right.

fWhip: I'm right... well, that's deeply worrying...

fWhip:

fWhip: WHAT?!

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: I love you.

Gabrielle: That's the first time you've said that.

Xena: *scoffs* It can't be.

Gabrielle: You used to think it but... tonight you actually said it.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: You're right.

Vi: I'm right... well, that's deeply worrying...

Vi:

Vi: WHAT?!

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Diana: [to Zoe] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

[emmikay]

Ed: I can take care of myself.

Winry: You don’t always have to.

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I love you.

Ruby: That's the first time you've said that.

Weiss: *scoffs* It can't be.

Ruby: You used to think it but... tonight you actually said it.

[sariahsue]

Ladybug: You're right.

Chat Noir: I'm right... well, that's deeply worrying...

Chat Noir:

Chat Noir: WHAT?!

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Jiroon: don’t worry, Marsha’s like a big cuddly teddy bear!

Marsha: hmmmm????

Jiroon: *visibly shaking* i-if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Dorn: Stories can be put down with steel.

Haer’dalis: History is littered with fools who believed the very same. Control the story, control the world.

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

The Oracle: You smell of death and destiny, of heroics and heartbreak.

Tea: …It’s onion.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: We have to be smart, it'll be our word against his.

Jon: He won't have any words, because I'm going to kill him.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Oli: Witch! /affectionate

Shelby: Bard! /affectionate

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: I always knew you were a blood-sucking, joyless...

Xena: *hugs Gabrielle*

Gabrielle: ...Hugger. Hugging. We are hugging.