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Matt: You think you’ll ever get married someday? Shiro: Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don’t tell Keith; he’s still a flight risk.

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Keith: Shiro is like a candle to me. Hunk: Aw, because he’s the light of your life? Keith: No, uh, because I want to blow him. Hunk: Keith: Keith: Yours is much nicer, I feel bad now.

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Lance: Who is the more clingy one?

Keith: [sitting on Shiro’s lap with arms wrapped around his neck and face buried into his chest]: Shiro, obviously.

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Shiro: I got a question for you.

Keith: Okay.

Shiro: Do you ever think about the future?

Keith: Sure I do.

Shiro: Yeah, am I in it?

Keith: Shiro, you are it.

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Keith: You’re so great. I love you.

Shiro: What did you say?

Keith: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great,’ and then I just stopped talking.

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Shiro: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Matt: Keith said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?

Shiro: The reasons are PERSONAL!

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Shiro: I know you’re going to take this the wrong way, but can I talk to you for a second?

Keith: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.

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Shiro: Are you flirting with me?

Keith: What? [scuffs] No.

Shiro:

Keith: But would you be interested if I was?

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Pidge: What are you grateful for?

Keith: Shio’s di-

Pidge: [glares]

Keith: -eeeeelightful personality.

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Keith: I don’t do romance.

Hunk: You’re making a Valentines Day card for Shiro right now.

Keith, holding a glue gun like an actual gun: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Shiro: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom.

Keith: See you get a full 8 hours of sleep.

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Keith: Finding you again was the second best thing that’s happened to me.

Shiro: The second? What was the first one?

Keith: Meeting you.

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Shiro: Tell me a secret.

Keith [thinking]: I’ve been in love with you for what seems like forever and I really wish you’d realize that…

Keith [out loud]: I’m afraid of spiders.

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Shiro: [kisses Keith’s forehead]

Keith: You missed.

Shiro: …

Keith: [leans forward and kisses Shiro’s lips]

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Shiro: Hey, could you hold something for me?

Keith: Yeah, sure.

Shiro: [grabs Keith’s hand]

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Krolia: Uh oh.

Keith: What?

Krolia: Somebody’s in love.

Keith: Yeah, right. I just think Shiro is cool, okay? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

[later that night, lying wide awake]

Keith: Uh oh.

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Shiro: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers.

Keith: Could I use them as ear warmers?

Shiro: What do you mean?

Keith: …Nevermind.