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Hiatus Update

HI I’M ALIVE

I only figured I’d be gone for about a week but here we are, about a month later. Things have been pretty good since I left, which I guess is why I didn’t come back. Instead of spending all of my time on here, I’ve been drawing, writing, and teaching myself how to play piano (I’m currently composing my own version of Michael in the Bathroom!). I’m also really into musical theatre now (Christine Caniglia is also my wife and we have two adopted sons named Rich and Michael). So, all-in-all, things have been going great without Tumblr as a distraction.

That said, I’m not sure when I’ll be back entirely. Sure, I enjoy posting things on here and just scrolling through, but it kind of consumes my life and I don’t really need or want that. I may return, eventually, but I’m not certain. That said, I’m very sorry to anyone I was roleplaying with! But please understand that going away for a while is something I’d like to keep doing.

If you’d like to reach me somewhere other than here, I use Wattpad and Archive of Our Own under the name of SpookyScarySkelebro (if this doesn’t work, try HeereandThere; I might change it).

That said, bye for now! Hopefully I’ll catch you on the flip side.

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Hey! I’m going to be taking a short break from Tumblr to focus on creative endeavors, so just a reminder that my blogs are not dead (hopefully)! I’ll just be stepping out for a little bit.

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Penelope: *Dressed up* How do I look?

Bentley: *Absolutely awestruck, induces an awkward silence as Penelope waits for a response*

Bentley: *Panicked* SCIENCE-

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“They call me ‘The Murray’ because… Uh… It’s my name.”

-Murray, at Some Point

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Bentley: I don't feel good about this. I don't feel good about this!

Sly: When do you feel good about anything?!

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Carmelita: I'm dropping hints that I like Sly.

*Earlier*

Sly: Hi.

Carmelita: I can't stand you.

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Sly: Well, for one thing, I think you and Penelope are perfect for each another.

Bentley: I feel like there's going to be more.

Sly: Because you're both nerds.

Bentley: There it is.

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Sly: Bentley, have I ever put you in a dangerous situation?

Bentley: All the time.

Sly: Then you should be used to it.

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"I love the desert. So vast and... sand."

-Sly, Trying to Convince Himself Getting Trapped in Ancient Egypt Isn't That Bad

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Murray: Bentley's not here, so while he's gone I'm gonna cut off the sleeves on all my shirts.

Carmelita: Why?

Murray: He's, like, 80% of my impulse control.

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El Jefe: *About Le Paradox's plan* Are you really that shallow and petty?

Le Paradox: You have no idea.

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Murray: I'm a confident driver.

Bentley: You almost ran someone over!

Murray: Confidently!

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Sly: Different plan of attack here, gentlemen.

Murray: Don’t call me a gentleman, you…

Murray: Delightful person.

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Sly: This Valentine's Day, love yourself as much as Dimitri loves Dimitri.

Dimitri: Impossible.

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Murray: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Bentley: MURRAY, NO, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Murray: FLOOR IT?

Bentley: MURRAY NO

Murray: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Bentley: MURRAY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE SAFEHOUSE DOWN

Murray: I AM GOING TO HARNESS THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES

Bentley: MURRAY P L E A S E

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Carmelita: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for $10,000,000?

Sly: *To Murray* You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big house and range rovers.

Murray: You can shoot me, too! We'll have $20,000,000.

Sly: Good thinking. Screw the system.

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Bentley: And what do you think you're doing?

Murray: Buying music on iTunes?

Bentley: Like, legally? I don't think so. Give me the computer.