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tk5reader · 23 days ago
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*Din, running into the kids’ room, slams the door shut *
Din: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Grogu: How?
Din: I need someone to take the fall.
Luke, from the other room: Oh my god.
Din: ... *fear*
Finn: What did you do?
Din: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Luke: OH MY GOD!
Rey: Make it a hundred.
Din: Deal.
@dinlukeweek Honorable Mention: CEO!Din/Live-in Nanny!Luke
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dead-sane-stuff · 2 years ago
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* Damian telling some story*
Jason: That is such bullshit
Damian: NO IT IS NOT
Y/n: Jason, if Damian says it's true then who are we to believe otherwise
Jason: Oh Okay, but no one believes me when I say I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat.
Y/n: Because that's just ridiculous Jason, no one beats Sub-Zero or Kronika
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Rook: [bursting into room] Who wants to make 5 gold? Harding: How? Rook: I need someone to take the fall. Emmrich: [from outside] Oh my god... Harding: What did you do? Rook: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Emmrich: Oh. My. GOD! Harding: ... Make it 10. Rook: [relieved] Done. [opens the door] Emmrich: OH MY GOD!!! Rook: [to Harding] You're a good friend. Rook: [drags Harding out by her collar] I got her, Emmrich! I got her, don't worry!
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textsfromthetva · 8 months ago
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [252/?], aka the last Halloween-themed post this year
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oceanview15 · 4 months ago
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Tim, running into the room: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Dick: How?
Tim: I need someone to take the fall.
Dick: What did you do?
Tim: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Alfred, from the other room: Oh blimey!
Tim: ...
Alfred: OH MOTHER MARY!
Dick: Make it a hundred.
Tim: Deal.
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hyper-fixated-delusions · 1 year ago
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Y/N [Bursts into Billy and Tommy's room.]: Who wants to make 20 bucks? 

Tommy: How? 

Y/N: I need someone to take the fall. 

Wanda, from the other side of the door: Oh, my God... 

Billy, horrified: What did you do? 

Y/N: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked. 

Wanda, getting a little louder: Oh, my God! 

Tommy: Make it 40. 

Y/N: Done. 

Wanda screaming: Oh, my God!!
Y/N whispering: You're a good son. [drags Tommy out by his collar.]
Y/N: I got him, honey! I got him! Don't worry.
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Barty: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Regulus: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
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multiversemittens · 17 days ago
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Kitten: What's the matter with you, Boy? Don't you realise you could get killed?
Boy: Uncle, I can't die.
Kitten: What?
Boy: I'm eleven.
Kitten: And so you can't die?
Boy: I just don't see it happening.
Kitten: I have news for you, Boy; eleven year olds die all the time.
Boy: Come on, Uncle, that's just something they tell you so you'll stay off drugs.
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delulu-with-wandanat · 1 year ago
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Natasha: *Bursting into the kids’s room*
Natasha: Who wants to make 5 bucks?
Billy: How?
Natasha: I need someone to take the fall.
Wanda, from outside: Oh my god…
Tommy: What did you do??
Natasha: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Wanda: Oh. My. GOD!
Y/n: …Make it 10.
Nat, sigh in relief: Done. *opens the door*
Wanda: OH MY GOD?!!!
Nat, turns to Y/n: You’re a good daughter.
Nat, drags her by the collar: I got her honey! I got her, don’t worry!
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the-black-bulls · 3 months ago
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[Luck is holding a spoonful of pudding, mouth open, looking striaght at Magna's eyes]
Gordon: [to the camera] It'd take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I'll just simplify.
[points to Magna]
Gordon: Dynamite.
[points to Luck]
Gordon: Kid with matches.
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roguefankc · 1 year ago
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(The Dagger Squad are all in the rec room in Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's house, watching the TV when Maverick runs into the room in a panic, before quickly closing the door behind him before leaning against it, worried)
Maverick: Who wants to make 100 bucks?!
(The Daggers look at Maverick with suspicion and confusion)
Callie "Halo" Bassett: How?
Maverick: I need someone to take the fall.
(Iceman is heard from the next room)
Iceman (shocked): What the fuck?
(The Daggers are now more confused)
Robert "Bob" Floyd: What did you do?!
Maverick (desperate): I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
(Iceman is heard from the next room, now louder)
Iceman (angry): What the fuck?!
Jake "Hangman" Seresin: Make it 500.
Maverick (instantly and relieved): Done!
(Maverick opens the door, and now Iceman is heard screaming from the next room)
Iceman (in terror and horrified): WHAT THE FUCK?!
(Maverick places his hands on Hangman's shoulders)
Maverick (grateful): You're a good man, Jake Seresin.
(Maverick then grabs Hangman by the collar of his shirt and drags him off to the next room to Iceman while the Dagger Squad watches wordlessly)
Maverick (yelling to the next room): I got him, Ice! I got him, don't worry, honey!
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verycorrect-tbbquotes · 3 months ago
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Wrecker: You’ve never read the paper?
Omega: No.
Wrecker: Not even comics? Like Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts?
Omega: Nope.
Wrecker: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?
Omega: Uh-uh.
[cut to Wrecker holding a football while Omega gets ready to run at it]
Wrecker: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 2 years ago
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Peter B Parker: "Don’t you realize you could die?"
Miles: "I’m not going to die. I’m fifteen."
Peter B Parker: "And so you can’t die?!"
Miles: "I just don’t see it happening."
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Solas: All you do is bitch. Rook: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
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textsfromthetva · 1 year ago
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [234/?]
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adastra121 · 8 months ago
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Leander, bursting into the room: Who wants to make five bucks? Kuras: How? Leander: I need someone to take the fall. MC, voice muffled: *from downstairs* Oh my god. Vere: Well, this should be interesting... Mhin: What the fuck did you do? Leander: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. MC: *increasingly upset* OH MY GOD. Ais: You just need someone to take the fall? Leander: *nods* Ais: ...Make it ten. Leander: Done. MC: OH. MC: MY. MC: FUCK! Leander: *to Ais* You’re a good friend. Leander: *shouting to MC* I got him, MC, don’t worry!
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