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*Din, running into the kids’ room, slams the door shut *
Din: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Grogu: How?
Din: I need someone to take the fall.
Luke, from the other room: Oh my god.
Din: ... *fear*
Finn: What did you do?
Din: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Luke: OH MY GOD!
Rey: Make it a hundred.
Din: Deal.
@dinlukeweek Honorable Mention: CEO!Din/Live-in Nanny!Luke
#dinluke week 2025#incorrect quotes#source: malcolm in the middle#dinluke#skydalorian#the mandalorian#star wars#Dinluke week#they’ve become so domesticated at this point they’re practically married#What did Din do?#I’ll let you decide XD#recently came across that video and thought ‘this totally fits the honorable mention’
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* Damian telling some story*
Jason: That is such bullshit
Damian: NO IT IS NOT
Y/n: Jason, if Damian says it's true then who are we to believe otherwise
Jason: Oh Okay, but no one believes me when I say I beat the last level of Mortal Kombat.
Y/n: Because that's just ridiculous Jason, no one beats Sub-Zero or Kronika
#jason todd x reader#jason todd x y/n#jason todd x you#jason todd imagine#incorrect batfamily#incorrect dc quotes#batfamily#batfamily x reader#damian wayne x reader#jason todd x male reader#jason todd x fem!reader#jason todd x gn!reader#jason todd x gender neutral reader#damian wayne x gn!reader#damian wayne x brother!reader#damian wayne x sister!reader#mortal kombat#source: malcolm in the middle#batfam
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Rook: [bursting into room] Who wants to make 5 gold? Harding: How? Rook: I need someone to take the fall. Emmrich: [from outside] Oh my god... Harding: What did you do? Rook: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. Emmrich: Oh. My. GOD! Harding: ... Make it 10. Rook: [relieved] Done. [opens the door] Emmrich: OH MY GOD!!! Rook: [to Harding] You're a good friend. Rook: [drags Harding out by her collar] I got her, Emmrich! I got her, don't worry!
#source: malcolm in the middle#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age incorrect quotes#lace harding#emmrich volkarin
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [252/?], aka the last Halloween-themed post this year
#loki#mobius m. mobius#hunter b-15#loki series#mcu#loki memes#lokiedit#incorrect quotes#source: malcolm in the middle
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Tim, running into the room: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Dick: How?
Tim: I need someone to take the fall.
Dick: What did you do?
Tim: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Alfred, from the other room: Oh blimey!
Tim: ...
Alfred: OH MOTHER MARY!
Dick: Make it a hundred.
Tim: Deal.
#batfam#batfamily incorrect quotes#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#incorrect quotes#nightwing#red robin#source: malcolm in the middle
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Y/N [Bursts into Billy and Tommy's room.]: Who wants to make 20 bucks?
Tommy: How?
Y/N: I need someone to take the fall.
Wanda, from the other side of the door: Oh, my God...
Billy, horrified: What did you do?
Y/N: I can't tell you. Yes or no? No questions asked.
Wanda, getting a little louder: Oh, my God!
Tommy: Make it 40.
Y/N: Done.
Wanda screaming: Oh, my God!!
Y/N whispering: You're a good son. [drags Tommy out by his collar.]
Y/N: I got him, honey! I got him! Don't worry.
#source: malcolm in the middle#wanda maximoff x reader#wanda maximoff imagine#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff x you#marvel#tommy maximoff#billy maximoff#minimoffs#wanda maximoff marvel#wanda maximoff au#wanda marvel#wanda maxmoff x y/n#I love this opening lmao
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Barty: Seriously, all you do is bitch. Regulus: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
#marauders#incorrect marauders and co quotes#incorrect marauders quotes#regulus black#barty crouch jr#source: malcolm in the middle
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Kitten: What's the matter with you, Boy? Don't you realise you could get killed?
Boy: Uncle, I can't die.
Kitten: What?
Boy: I'm eleven.
Kitten: And so you can't die?
Boy: I just don't see it happening.
Kitten: I have news for you, Boy; eleven year olds die all the time.
Boy: Come on, Uncle, that's just something they tell you so you'll stay off drugs.
#hunter: the parenting#h:tp#hunter the parenting#htp#incorrect quotes#htp kitten#htp boy#source: malcolm in the middle
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Natasha: *Bursting into the kids’s room*
Natasha: Who wants to make 5 bucks?
Billy: How?
Natasha: I need someone to take the fall.
Wanda, from outside: Oh my god…
Tommy: What did you do??
Natasha: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Wanda: Oh. My. GOD!
Y/n: …Make it 10.
Nat, sigh in relief: Done. *opens the door*
Wanda: OH MY GOD?!!!
Nat, turns to Y/n: You’re a good daughter.
Nat, drags her by the collar: I got her honey! I got her, don’t worry!
#source: malcolm in the middle#natasha romanoff#wanda maximoff#wandanat#natasha#wanda x natasha#wanda#wlw#incorrect wandanat#natasha x wanda#parents wandanat au#wandanat incorrect quotes#incorrect parents wandanat#wandanat parents au#parents wandanat hc#scarletwidow
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[Luck is holding a spoonful of pudding, mouth open, looking striaght at Magna's eyes]
Gordon: [to the camera] It'd take hours to explain the psychology of this event, so I'll just simplify.
[points to Magna]
Gordon: Dynamite.
[points to Luck]
Gordon: Kid with matches.
#black clover#luck voltia#magna swing#gordon agrippa#black clover incorrect quotes#source: malcolm in the middle#luck#magna#gordon#the black bulls
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(The Dagger Squad are all in the rec room in Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's house, watching the TV when Maverick runs into the room in a panic, before quickly closing the door behind him before leaning against it, worried)
Maverick: Who wants to make 100 bucks?!
(The Daggers look at Maverick with suspicion and confusion)
Callie "Halo" Bassett: How?
Maverick: I need someone to take the fall.
(Iceman is heard from the next room)
Iceman (shocked): What the fuck?
(The Daggers are now more confused)
Robert "Bob" Floyd: What did you do?!
Maverick (desperate): I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
(Iceman is heard from the next room, now louder)
Iceman (angry): What the fuck?!
Jake "Hangman" Seresin: Make it 500.
Maverick (instantly and relieved): Done!
(Maverick opens the door, and now Iceman is heard screaming from the next room)
Iceman (in terror and horrified): WHAT THE FUCK?!
(Maverick places his hands on Hangman's shoulders)
Maverick (grateful): You're a good man, Jake Seresin.
(Maverick then grabs Hangman by the collar of his shirt and drags him off to the next room to Iceman while the Dagger Squad watches wordlessly)
Maverick (yelling to the next room): I got him, Ice! I got him, don't worry, honey!
#source: malcolm in the middle#incorrect top gun quotes#incorrect top gun maverick quotes#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#jake hangman seresin#robert bob floyd#iceman isn't stupid#iceman would automatically suspect maverick at this point#iceman knows maverick after all these years#callie halo bassett#icemav
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Wrecker: You’ve never read the paper?
Omega: No.
Wrecker: Not even comics? Like Peanuts. You’ve never read Peanuts?
Omega: Nope.
Wrecker: Are you serious? You’ve never read Peanuts?
Omega: Uh-uh.
[cut to Wrecker holding a football while Omega gets ready to run at it]
Wrecker: Go ahead. I promise I’ll hold it.
#source: malcolm in the middle#the bad batch incorrect quotes#tbb incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#star wars#the bad batch#tbb#sw the bad batch#star wars the bad batch#sw tbb#the bad batch wrecker#tbb wrecker#wrecker tbb#wrecker the bad batch#omega tbb#omega the bad batch#tbb omega#the bad batch omega#clone force 99#mine
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Peter B Parker: "Don’t you realize you could die?"
Miles: "I’m not going to die. I’m fifteen."
Peter B Parker: "And so you can’t die?!"
Miles: "I just don’t see it happening."
#source: malcolm in the middle#spiderverse#into the spiderverse#into spider verse#into the spider verse#peter b parker#peter benjamin parker#miles morales#spiderverse miles#incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse
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Solas: All you do is bitch. Rook: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
#source: malcolm in the middle#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age incorrect quotes#solas dragon age
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [234/?]
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Leander, bursting into the room: Who wants to make five bucks? Kuras: How? Leander: I need someone to take the fall. MC, voice muffled: *from downstairs* Oh my god. Vere: Well, this should be interesting... Mhin: What the fuck did you do? Leander: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked. MC: *increasingly upset* OH MY GOD. Ais: You just need someone to take the fall? Leander: *nods* Ais: ...Make it ten. Leander: Done. MC: OH. MC: MY. MC: FUCK! Leander: *to Ais* You’re a good friend. Leander: *shouting to MC* I got him, MC, don’t worry!
#if all of them were friends#and also each other's enablers XD#touchstarved#touchstarved game#touchstarved leander#touchstarved kuras#touchstarved mc#touchstarved vere#touchstarved mhin#touchstarved ais#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#source: malcolm in the middle
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