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Maggie: Where have you been?

Felix: Emotional hell.

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Quentin: Hey, I accidentally drank Felix's coffee. How long do I have left to live?

Izzy: 10.

Quentin: 10? 10 what?

Izzy: 9...

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Felix: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Izzy: And you came to me?

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Izzy: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Delay-day: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

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Alesso: My hands are cold.

Felix: Here, let me hold them.

Alesso: My lips are cold too.

Felix: *covers Alesso's mouth with his hand*

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Matt: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Frank: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Matt: Oh��

Felix, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Nebula: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Izzy:

Izzy: This one is the dumpster.

Rocket: They’re both your bedroom.

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Gamora: Did you called Kraglin dumb?

Kid!Izzy: No. I said "are you dumb?"

Kid!Izzy: I was asking him.

Gamora: Did you think that was appropriate?

Kid!Izzy: Very much so.

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Izzy: As my good friend here once said:

Izzy: Get fucked.

Felix: I never once said that, Izzy

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Felix: I love you, but you're not a woman of the people.

Izzy: Of course I'm not a woman of the people, I'm above the people.

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Felix: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.

Izzy: That sounds like a dare to me.

Felix: Oh my god.

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Izzy, fondly: It's moments like this I will never forget.

Felix: With a good therapist hopefully I will.

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Izzy: Can I have some?

Felix, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Izzy: Look, I don't want to talk about it.

Felix: Would you rather sing about it?

Izzy: I could seriously murder you sometimes.

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Adam: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Izzy: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Izzy: You've seen Felix?

Tony: He's passed out on the couch

Izzy: Okay

Tony: You gonna ask why?

Izzy: No, I'm gonna lay with him and sleep

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Yondu: Kid I'm going to need you to swear-

Kid!Izzy: Fuck.

Yondu:

Yondu: Swear as in promise.