#incorrect gotg

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Nebula: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?

Izzy:

Izzy: This one is the dumpster.

Rocket: They’re both your bedroom.

[sayangrafayel]

Rafayel: What is your type?

MC: Hmm. I like someone who doesn't brag a whole lot, like me.

Rafayel: Ah, humility. Yes. I too, am extraordinarily humble.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena, about everyone: These people are my friends. I've known them for twelve hours.

[happylittleshrub]

Playing both these games at the same time makes me think of nonsense like this lol

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Y/N: *walking into the room while yawning and stretching* Hey, guys. How’s it going?

Rocket: Where the hell have you been?

Y/N: Sleeping… why?

Gamora: Well, you’ve been sleeping these past two days straight, then

Y/N: Wow… I’m going back to sleep

Peter: *walking in and slamming the door* YOU’VE BEEN ASLEEP?!?! FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS?!?!

Peter: *angrily charging at Y/N* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD

Y/N: OH SHIT-

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: I love you, guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Rocket: We're the best thing to ever happen to you?

Thor: Yes

Rocket: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

[fandomnerd9602]

Nebula flirting with Male Reader but her flirting is like very aggressively it's still working on reader though

Nebula: hey there

Y/N; hey Nebula

Nebula: your face is so gorgeous, I wanna curb stomp it

Y/N: what?

Nebula: umm…I-I wanna slam you against the nearest wall.

Y/N: how about we just go out for pizza?

Nebula: I-I’d like that

[sincerelykarai]

I love how gotg is such a big movie but with such a small fandom on tumblr 😭🙏

Like a majority of the fandom is me, @raccoon-coded @sunllghtt @retrobr and @incorrect-starbula (let me know if I missed anyone)

Also just received the biggest honour of my life bc me and @retrobr are now moots 🙏🙏🙏

[angelofthenight]

*Adam walks into a room*

Rocket: Now there’s a phenomenon. (y/n)’s shadow has arrived before (y/n)

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Peter: We’re like a big happy family! And I’m the dad and Gamora’s the mom.

Gamora: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Groot: I know they’re thinking I’m like the son but I’m not! I’ll be the gay emo cousin.

Mantis: I will be the son! The hot shot! Whose only dream… is to be a star.

Rocket: I feel like I’d be a… fresh out of jail uncle.

Drax: And in the sassy aunt… who talks shit about everyone.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Quill: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Quill: Lmao, @Rocket.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Peter Q.: Kill Gamora, and you'll have to kill me. Drax: Kill Quill, and you'll have to kill me. Mantis: Kill Drax, and you'll have to kill me. Rocket: Kill them, and you'll have to… negotiate strenuously.

[sayangrafayel]

MC: Xavier, I love you more than anything but some metaphor just go over your head without you realizing it.

Xavier: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: Peter and I are having a baby.

Rocket: That’s gre-

Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

[happylittleshrub]

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Mantis: We’re out of dirt

Gamora: *confused* What?

Mantis: Dirt

Gamora: Wha-

Peter: She means coffee

Peter: *turning to mantis* Y/N told you to say that, didn’t she?

Mantis: Yes

Peter: *sighs tiredly* Of course