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Peter, supergluing a unit to the floor: This is gonna be such a good prank.

Also Peter a few days later: Hey look! A unit!

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Peter: For the next 72 hours, we're going to live off of whatever nature sends our way. See that stream? That's our drinking water. See those berries? That's our breakfast.

Rocket: See that skeleton? That's our future.

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Nebula: So you're telling me I'm supposed to squeeze this stress ball and not throw it at whoever is stressing me out?!

Peter, rubbing the back of his head: Yes!

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[Nebula is scared of giving birth.]

Nebula: Pepper, can I ask you something?

Pepper: Of course.

Nebula: When you were pregnant, did you have any feelings of, I don’t know, overwhelming panic and a desire to flee?

Pepper: That’s normal with some moms. If you’re this scared, a C-section might be good.

Nebula: C-Section. Oka-

Pepper: Although. Morgan was a C-section and the doctors struggled with fixing my body after they got her out.

Nebula: ...Struggled with fixing your body?

Pepper: Oh, yeah. They just tried shoving everything back inside me and-

Nebula, leaving the room: NO! No, absolutely NOT!

Pepper: ...That’s probably not the answer she was looking for.

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Waiter: What would you like?

Drax: I wish to devour the unborn.

Waiter: Excuse me?

Mantis: Eggs. He wants eggs.

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Rocket: First of all, as you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.

Peter: Where am I?

Rocket: Well, I can't tell you that 'cause then you'll move up or down dependin' on your reaction.

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Mantis: Come on, Rocket!

Rocket: I told you everythin' I know last night. It's not a big deal. Quill 'n Nebs are doin' it. So what?

Mantis: I cannot believe you would say that.

Rocket: Geez, sorry. Quill 'n Nebs are "makin' love".

Mantis:  No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal. Come on, I need more details. Like, who initiated the first kiss?

Rocket: I don't know.

Mantis: Are they romantic with each other?

Rocket: I don't know.

Mantis: Is this a serious thing?

Rocket: I don’t know.

Mantis: You don't know anything!

Rocket: Oh, I know one thing.

Mantis: What?

Rocket: Yesterday, they did it right where you're sittin'.

Mantis: O_O

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Rocket: Help, I'm drowning!

Kraglin: Cool yer jets. We're only in 1.8m of water.

Rocket: Not all of us are tall, flarkbag!

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Rocket: I wanna be radioactive but not, like, lethally or anythin'. Just above average so that when people try to take photos of me, the image is blurred 'n grainy and Geiger counters click ominously when I'm around. You know, cool shit.

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Peter: Hey Krags. Figured that now was the time to tell you that Nebula and I are dating.

Kraglin: Yeah, I’ve known for like, the last six months. Y'all have been inseperable.

Peter: Months? We’ve only been dating for two weeks.

Kraglin: Then what the hell were you doin' before that?!

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Nebula: You just said 'I love you'.

Peter, panicking: I say 'I love you' all the time. I love you, Mantis.

Mantis: Aww, I love you too.

Peter: See, means nothing.

Mantis: Hey!

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Peter: Hey Krags. Figured that now was the time to tell you that Nebula and I are dating.

Kraglin: Yeah, I’ve known for like, the last six months. Y'all have been inseperable.

Peter: Months? We’ve only been dating for two weeks.

Kraglin: Then what the hell were you doin' before that?!

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Nebula: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Peter: Lillies, why?

Nebula:

Peter: Aww, Were you going to get me flowers?

Nebula:

Nebula: It's a possibility...

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Drax: Everyone accuses me of having a favorite, but that is not true.

Drax: I love Mantis and the non-Mantises equally.

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Nebula: When you said you’d do “magic in bed”, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.

Peter: [holds up 8 of hearts] Is this your card?

Nebula: [softly] Holy shit.

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Peter: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Nebula: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Peter: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING ROCKET WITH ME!

Nebula, gasping: YOU WOULDNT!

Mantis, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we should stop playing now.

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Peter: My girlfriend looks so good right now.

Kraglin, looking around: Is Nebula here?

Peter: No. I just know.