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Jake: I am the most responsible person in the group
Yutani: But you just set the kitchen on fire
Jake: Yes and I take full responsibility for that
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Guard: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle
Jake: Shit
Fresh: Wait, three?
Guard: Yeah?
Tricky: OH MY GOD GUYS TANI FELL OFF
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Jake: *sets foot on the subway yard*
Guard: So you've chosen death
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Mully: Hey, dude. What's going on?
Jake: Teenage rebellion
Mully: Fuck yeah. Stick it to the old people.
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Jake: Mom, there's a man in the living room. And he says he's my dad
Connie: No, he's a preacher
Jake: My dad's a preacher?
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Tricky: I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?
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King: *handing out a balloon to Guard* I have no soul. Have a nice day!
Guard: I don't have one either
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Fresh: I don't know where your nail polish is!
Frizzy: You're ugly when you lie, Fresh!
Fresh: I'm not lying!
Frizzy: Then why are you ugly?!
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Jake: It's not like I consider Mully my role model and possibly see him as a missing father figure in my life or anything
Tricky: Are you ok
Fresh: Would you settle in for father-in-law?
Yutani: *glances at Fresh*
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Jake: *does anything*
Frank: wait that's Illegal
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Jake: We're alive! See? One day you're gonna look back on this and laugh
Tricky: I assure you,for the rest of my life, everytime I look back on this, I will personally go over your house and smack you
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The Gardener: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one
Frank: The way this date is going I hope it’s mine
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Jake: Fresh is on a cruise so while he's gone I'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
Yutani: Why?
Jake: He's pretty much 85% of my impulse control
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Frank: *sigh* I am a miserable failure!
The Gardener: Yeah, you are
Frank: I failed my mission!
G: Yeah, you did
Frank: I could use some words of encouragement!
G: *grins* Yeah, you could
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"I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Jake asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight"
Yutani
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Fresh: King, you're a genius!
King: Yeah, I get called that a lot
Fresh: What, a genius?
King: No, King.
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Yutani: Here’s what I wonder about zombies: what happens if they can’t get any human flesh to eat? They can’t starve to death, they’re already dead!
Tricky: You take this one. I spent an hour last night on "How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror"
Fresh: Well-groomed vampires meet in pairs and shave each other. Case closed.
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