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Incorrect 'The Good Place' Quotes
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Jason: In Scooby-Doo secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.
Eleanor: can we not base our decisions around what does and doesn't happen in Scooby Doo?
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Eleanor: this is the worst day ever!
Michael: because you found out you're in the Bad Place?
Eleanor: no, because it's a little humid outside. YES, BECAUSE I'M IN THE BAD PLACE!
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Janet: They are not, as the kids say, awake.
Eleanor: Do you mean woke?
Janet: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically incoherent.
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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like all of the sources for your quotes are from my other favorite shows, so thank you. you’re amazing.
Awwww thank you!! ^_^
And yes, they are amazing shows, probably my all time favorites too <3
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Jason: Give me your hair dryer.
Eleanor: What? What are you talking about?
Jason: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Eleanor: Have you ever met a human woman?
Jason: Hey, do you have a hair dryer in your purse?
Tahani: Of course, I'm not an animal.
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Tahani and Jason, skipping stones in the lake
Tahani: It is such a beautiful evening!
Jason: Take that, you stupid lake.
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Jason: hey Janet. How do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding English.
Jason: ...
Jason: ...
Jason: water you doing
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Jason: If Janet is not a girl what do I call her?
Tahani: Your other half?
Eleanor: nah. They're not half a person each.
Jason: I know! Janet is... my better whole.
Eleanor: ...
Tahani: ...
Eleanor: you're not calling her that.
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Michael: We need to fool Vicky and the other demons. This plan will require using Eleanor’s greatest strength.
Eleanor: What, my hair? my eyes? Wait is it my dimples?
Michael: No, your obnoxious personality.
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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i always see people reblogging your posts and omg you’re funny as hell and the quotes are so accurate and believable!! love it 🌹
Thank you!!!
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Eleanor: this is crazy, but I'm having feelings
Eleanor: like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?
Chidi(confused): yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.
Eleanor: do you?
Chidi: Are you saying you don't have feelings?
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Eleanor: [holding up a bottle] Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?
Jason: [grabbing the bottle and drinking all of it]
Jason: it's perfume.
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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At Jason and Tahani's wedding
Jason: I’m gonna check in on the ring bear.
Tahani: I’m sorry… you’re saying “ring bearER,” right?
Jason: ...
Tahani: Okay, look into my eyes and say ‘I promise I’m not bringing a dangerous wild animal to our wedding’
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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Eleanor: Good. Thanks, Dad.
Eleanor: ...
Eleanor: Why is everyone staring at me?
Janet: You just called Michael "Dad". You said, "Thanks, Dad."
Eleanor: What? No, I didn't! I said, "Thanks, man"!
Michael: Do you see me as a father figure, Eleanor?
Eleanor: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me!
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incorrect-tgp-quotes · 6 years ago
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The US flag has fifty stars and Britain has one. Me.
Tahani Al-Jamil
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