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incorrect-thunderbolts · 12 hours ago
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Bob: Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 13 hours ago
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Ava: People always ask me what my name is. I always tell them the same thing: how dare you speak to me.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 15 hours ago
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Yelena, about everyone: I think if I love them enough, they'll change for the better.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 16 hours ago
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Bob: Guys, I don’t know if I told you this, but I had a horrible childhood.
Ava: We know.
Bob: You do?
Yelena: Yes. It’s the way you stand.
Bob: The way I stand?
Walker: No one who had a great childhood stands like that.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 17 hours ago
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Walker: Everywhere I turn, BAM, there's Bucky Barnes.
Yelena: That's because you're following him around.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 19 hours ago
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Yelena: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes that reason is that we're stupid and we make bad decisions.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 20 hours ago
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Yelena: You can't expect me to shoot somebody on an empty stomach.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 1 day ago
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Alexei: My workout goal is to lift everyone's spirits.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Walker: If one more person says I'm too dramatic, I'm going to light myself on fire.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Bucky: [To Walker] Talk me through everything in detail, but keep it brief.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Walker: This is breaking and entering!
Yelena: No, this is lockpicking and entering. Totally different!
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Yelena: [looks at herself in the mirror] Don't give me that look, bitch.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Alexei: I don't need to workout. I got a bottle of vodka, it's like a push-up for your liver.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Bob: I think I did okay! [gestures wildly]
[A building explodes behind him]
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Yelena: Okay, focus up you little monsters!
Yelena: Not you, Bob. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 2 days ago
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Walker : The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.
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incorrect-thunderbolts · 3 days ago
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Yelena: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Alexei: No, I said "Yelena, do not lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Dad," and then you licked the swing set.
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