#incorrect thunderbolts

[johnwalkerwaow]

Yelena: alright listen up you SHITS

Yelena: not you, Bob

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bob: Guys, I don’t know if I told you this, but I had a horrible childhood.

Ava: We know.

Bob: You do?

Yelena: Yes. It’s the way you stand.

Bob: The way I stand?

Walker: No one who had a great childhood stands like that.

[incorrectmarvels]

Bucky: Alright. Time for a new team bonding exercise. We’re going to put everything we love into this box.

Yelena: Can I put Bob in the box?

Bucky: No.

Ava: Can I put Bob in the box?

Bucky: No.

Alexei: Can I put Bob in the box?

Bucky: No.

Walker: Can I—

Bucky: No one can put Bob in the box!

[hurtspideyparker]

Bob: Sometimes when I'm walking up the stairs I forget how to use them and get scared I'm going to fall

John: You're literally invincible

Bob: I don't like the weird stomach feeling you get from falling though

Bucky: Same. Not the stupid stair thing, the falling. You should get the rest of that stuff checked out

[incorrectmarvelstudios]

Yelena: Just heard Bucky call Alpine a "fucking liar" 'cause she meowed like someone was at the door and no one was there.

[viperfang254]

Yelena: Word association game—go! Bob: Okay, okay. Yelena: Holiday. Bob: 💖🏳️‍🌈Boys~🏳️‍🌈💖 *FUCKING LOSE IT* Yelena: BOYS???

[witlessficcer]

Ava: Yelena, John wants to change his name to Phantom Agent.

Yelena: It doesn't really fit, but okay.

Ava: He can't do that! The name is already taken.

Yelena: Is it? Maybe you are just mad that he ghosted you.

Ava: How dare you name it! I've been fine suffering in the silence.

Walker: I only blocked you for an hour.

[yuta-nakamots]

bob: call me Walker the way i F. with my John

john: 😐

[tichelcain]

[iamtrasch]

[dollbloom]

Every time the team has to sit down and have a discussion they use Bucky’s arm as a talking stick.

Team: You can’t speak unless you’re holding the arm of honesty.

Bucky: Hey guys, what the fuck.

(Inspired by the newest vid posted to Marvel Canada)

[johnwalkerwaow]

Bucky: man, I hope nobody kidnaps my friend John who lives at 822 58th street, apartment 2 on the 4th floor, he always keeps the door unlocked, you can't miss it

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: So, I grabbed a healthy breakfast.

Bucky: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Alexei: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Bucky: I pity your dentist.

Alexei: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

[incorrectmarvels]

Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?

Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

[voidbellamy]

Ava: *derogatory* ugh, men.

Yelena: *in agreement* men…

You: *very much in a relationship, but always a girl’s girl* yeah- yeah… –MEN–!

Alexei: *always being supportive* YEAH, MEN! WE HATE THE MEN.

Bob: :(

You: not you, baby.

Yelena: not you, Bob.

Ava: oh no, never Bob.

Bob: :)

Bucky: umm..??

Ava: not you, Bucky.

Yelena: oh , no, Bucky would never.

John: what about me, guys?

Ava: ….

Yelena: ……

John: :|

Alexei: *still grinning, not realizing he was not included*

[mattsauburneyes]

thunderbolts avengers tower headcanons:

- the best cooks are john and bucky. ava was meh at best but her range of cooking isn't as good as john or bucky's. but never let yelena or alexei touch the kitchen or it'll be a horrible nightmare

- karaoke nights!! loyal member: alexei, occuring member: ava, yelena, john, bob, forced member: bucky

- training sessions every wednesday with them mostly teaching bob how to fight just as bob and not as sentry, also teaches bob to control his emotions and control his powers as sentry

- alexei showers like a dad and everyone just never uses the same bathroom alexei uses

- ava and yelena having sleepovers to get a break from the boys

- alexei once made an (un)official thunderbolts meet and greet at the avengers tower via facebook but no one shows up, so yelena and ava cheers him up by pretending to be fans (it was very obvious they're ava and yelena but alexei played along)

- the group all hated val but only to a point since she's the only one who can give them money and food and place (especially since bucky got fired) (they consider this a mutualism symbiosis)