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[at the x-con’s office]

Scott: While I'm gone, Luis, you're in charge

Luis: Yes!

Scott, whispering: Kurt, you're secretly in charge 

Kurt: Obviously

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Luis: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper, putting more tape over his mouth: I said stop eating it!

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Ava: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Ant-Fam: Awwww-

Ava: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Ant-Fam: Oh.

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Scott, leaning against the door frame: So, you come here often?

Hope: This is my apartment.

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Scott: Hi, I’d like to schedule a doctor’s appointment.

Receptionist: Okay, how about 10 tomorrow?

Scott: Oh, I don’t need that many.

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Scott: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Agent Woo: Really? Name one law! Scott: Don't kill people? Agent Woo: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Scott: Hope and I are no longer dating.

Hope: Scott, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Scott: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Hope: Okay.

Scott: And make out during the scary parts.

Hope: Th-

Hope: The scary parts.

Hope: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Hank, addressing the team: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Luis: But– that’s just a trash can.

Hank: It sure is!

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Luis: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Scott: You and me!!!

Luis, tearing up: Okay.

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Scott: Am I in trouble?

Agent Woo: Take a guess.

Scott: No?

Agent Woo: Take another guess.

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Scott: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

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Ava, to the rest of the Ant-Fam: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you all as… people I have met.

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not to get emotional or anything but, thank you guys so much 🥹🫶

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Janet: *hugs Ava*

Ava: What is this? What's happening?

Janet: It's going to be all right.

Ava:

Ava: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Janet: It's a hug, Ava. I'm hugging you.

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Ava: You have friends and I envy that.

Scott: You're welcome to share mine!

Ava: *gives Luis, Kurt, and Dave a once over*

Ava: You know what? I change my mind actually-

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Hank: I am at a loss for words!

Scott, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hank yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.