incorrectcampaignpodquotes
incorrectcampaignpodquotes
Not Quite Campaign but Close Enough
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Lyn: I’ve been preparing for this since I was young enough to believe in leprechauns.
Bacta: Leprechauns are real
Leenik: Yeah, I caught one.
Bacta: He caught one.
Tryst: We’re not having freaking the leprechaun debate right now! We’ll be here for hours!
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Gable: Dref can be kind of hard to work with.
Travis: Yeah, dead people usually are.
Orimar: Quite frankly Travis, I find your attitude offensive.
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Tryst: We’re discussing business
Lyn: This isn’t business. This is champagne.
Tryst: I try never to discuss business with a clear head.
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Gable: [speaking about Travis] my beloathed. my insignificant other.my worstie. my stupid rabbit. my abhorrent little meow meow.
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travis: i’m the captain’s right-hand arm. man… i’m the captain everything… i’m his confidante… his legal guardian… his silly rabbit… jonnit: his what? travis: his silly rabbit gable: is that what he calls you? travis: no
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Bacta: [getting off comlink] I suppose you heard most of that.
Tryst: Only because I was eavesdropping.
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Jonnit: It I run and leap at Gable, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.
Jonnit: [running towards Gable] Coming in!
Gable: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!
Gable: [drops cup, which shatters on the ground, to catch Jonnit]
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Travis: I experienced huge emotional growth in the past few months and I hated every minute of it!
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Gable: [to Travis] Could you please stop insulting Dref? His life is pathetic enough without you.
Gable: [to Dref] Don’t say I never defend you.
Dref: Can I say you never defend me well?
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Tryst: I may play the fool at times but I’m more than a pretty blond with an ass that won’t quit.
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Tryst: Yes! I should be the bigger person.
Tryst: It shouldn’t be hard considering technically Leenik is not a person.
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Gable: How do you lose a woman!?
Jonnit: You forget to cherish her.
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Tryst: What we need is a diversion. I say Lyn gets naked.
Bacta: Nope.
Tryst: I could get naked.
All: NO!
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Calivar: Didn’t I kill you before?
Orimar: Didn’t work.
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Bacta: I feel like we’re responsible for this.
Leenik: Why? We didn’t mug Pliff.
Bacta: Well, why was he in the park in the first place?
Tryst: Because we tricked him into going there. I don’t see the connection.
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Gable: I hate seeing you like this.
Travis: Like how?
Gable: In person.
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Travis: Well, what can I say? I’m the type of guy who tells it like it is.
Travis: And sometimes, just between me and you, I tell it like it isn’t.
Travis: And that is called lying.
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