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Curly, as her internal fan suddenly becomes louder: What is it??? What program?? Who is doing this to me????

Curly: [opening her task manager] who do I need to kill?

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Misery: onlyenemies...

Misery: For 4.95 a month I will make your life a living hell...

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Kanpachi: I wrote a love song!

Sandaime: Is it about fish?

Kanpachi: NO!

Sandaime:

Kanpachi: …Yes.

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The Doctor: Misery, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Misery: Ooooh, someone’s in trouble.

Misery: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.

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Momorin: Let’s go over what we know about all of these incidents.

Sue: We’re calling them "incidents" now? I was thinking more along the lines of "that wacky time when we almost died".

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Curly: You know, someone has said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our life.

Misery: Finally, it's almost over.

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Sue: Uh oh.

Kazuma: Uh oh good or uh oh bad?

Sue: When is “uh oh” ever good?

Kazuma: I don’t know. Maybe this time.

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Sue: I can’t complain.

Sue: I mean, I will.

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King: I am a warrior, and I will meet my end with pride.

Sue: I'm gonna meet mine with kicking and screaming.

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Curly: I think more women should be 7’3. No reason, I just think they should be

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Misery: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

Curly: I felt it the moment I laid eyes on you.

Misery: My pulse is rushing.

Curly: My head is reeling.

Misery: My face is flushing.

Both: What is this feeling, fervid as a flame? Does it have a name?

Both: Yes! Loathing!

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Sue: I'm telling you, something weird's going on on this island! Just today, my mosquito bites spelled out 'BEWARE'.

Momorin: That says 'BEWARB'.

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The Doctor: All this evil is doing a number on my throat!

The Doctor: Minions! Bring me a SOOTHING lozenge!

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Curly: The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience.

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Curly: Misery showed feelings???

Balrog: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It’s hard to tell.

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Misery: Hey, Sakamoto, how many people have you killed?

Kazuma: Zero???

Misery: Wimp. Hey, Curly, how many people have you killed?

Curly: Sadly dozens…

Misery: You’ll be an excellent ally! We’re gonna go far, soldier girl.

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Kazuma: Quid pro quo, Sue.

Sue: What does that mean?

Kazuma: It means I'm pretentious.