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[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons -

Walker: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Frankly, I find the whole “dating” thing to be overrated. Who would subject themselves to that? 🧐

Pyrrha: People who can actually GET dates! 😝

Some time later…

Jaune/Pyrrha: *dating each other*

Jaune/Pyrrha: …huh.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bruce: Peter is missing, can you find him?

Tony: What, do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Bruce: Well, do you?

Tony:

Tony: Yeah, hang on.

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Jingyi: Uh Oh

Jin Ling: Uh Oh good or Uh Oh bad?

Lan Jingyi: When is Uh Oh ever good?

Jin Ling: I don't know, maybe this time!

[sengenarchives]

Senku, picking up phone: Hey, mentalist. Gen: Hey, Senku-chan! Senku: I'm so ready for Friday night. What's the plan?  Gen: Um, actually I– Senku: Anything but Francois' restaurant, we go there every Friday. This weekend, let's mix it. Gen: Ah- Senku: Hey, what's that movie you wanted to see? About the guy, you know, with the fingers…? Gen: You mean "The Finger Guy"? Senku: That's the one. Gen: Uhh, Senku-chan, I sort of made plans already. Senku, slightly panicking: Plans? On a Friday? You? Gen: I gotta practice my impersonations! Senku: You rather spend Friday night, mindlessly practicing fake voices than with me? Gen: It’s for charity. Senku: Explain… Gen: We’re having a children's books reading marathon, I gotta practice up. 24-hours non-stop reading to raise money for research. Senku: Research what? Gen: Repetitive stress injuries. Senku: Right… Gen: With my impersonations it’s going to be great! Senku: No big, I’ve got plenty of Friday night options. Gen: Oh, well, I mean, you can come with! Senku: Hard pass, children’s books reading is not my thing. Gen: You sure you’re okay with this? Senku: Yeah, no drama. I mean, it's not like Friday nights are my official "mentalist nights", right? Gen: Alright, cool! Later, Senku-chan~! Byakuya a few minutes later: Senku, you’re still home? I thought Friday nights were your "mentalist nights". Senku, sulking: Not officially…

[sao-abridged-incorrectquotes]

Klein: Asuna, Kirito's missing! Can you find him?

Asuna: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?

Klein: Well do you?

Asuna: ...yeah hang on

[donpaoloslongnose]

Danny: Complain, complain, complain! Is that what you always do? You know, when life gives you lemons-

Vlad: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Cestra: The legendborn have spoiled my plans for the last time!

Erebus: Yeah, the last time today maybe.

[incorrect-agatha]

Billy: Oh complain, complain, you know when life gives you lemons-

Agatha: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!!!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Queen Charlotte: Lady Whistledown has ruined my plans for the last time!

Brimsley: Yeah, the last time today, maybe.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: Where's Donnie? April: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND! Raph: ...I never say he was? April: Oh. Haha, awkward...

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Val: Oh, just because I do bad things, that makes me evil?

Yelena: Uh, yeah. You're the villain.

[bighero6quotebot]

Cass: Hiro is missing, can you find him?

Tadashi: What, do you think I have him micro-chipped or something?

Cass: Well, do you?

Tadashi: ...

Tadashi: Yeah, hold on.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Frankly, I find the whole ‘dating’ thing overrated. Who would subject themselves to that?

Sam: Those of us who can actually get dates.

[romanoffshouse]

Natasha: Where's Steve?

Bucky: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

Natasha: ...I never said he was.

Bucky: Oh. Haha, awkward.

[selfship-quotes]

S/I: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.