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Griffin: "It isn't easy being invisible, but it has given me so many opportunities to be the funniest person in the room so I think the wins outweighed the losses this time."

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Lymer: "So yeah! That's my plan! Easy as can be."

Stockill: "I find your methodology dubious and highly immoral. Perfect, you're hired."

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Assistant: "Oh I think my standards have been skewed. I was just delighting in the fact West hasn't been actively poisoning me."

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Hyde: "Crawling up the wall rn btw 👍"

Lanyon: "How did you make that sound with your mouth?"

Hyde: "✨️"

Lanyon: "Stop it."

Hyde: "😔"

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Frederick: "Do you think saying that we were just having fun and being silly will be enough to get us out of trouble this time?"

Igor "Probably. But if not, I'll just tell them it was your idea."

Frederick: "Or you could do literally anything else?"

Inga: "Definitely seconding the idea of putting all the blame on you, doctor!"

Frederick: "After all this time, this is the loyalty you think I deserve?"

Igor and Inga: "Yes. Definitely. Absolutely."

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Frankenstein: "Did I make mistakes? Possibly. Was it worth it? No. But did I have fun doing it? Somehow also no."

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West: "I'm not being paranoid. In fact, I think I'm the only one here giving this the appropriate level of suspension at any given time."

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Hyde: "If I come inside, can you be super cool about something for, like, five minutes?"

Lanyon: "I can give you three. That is my limit. Otherwise, go somewhere else."

Hyde, audibly dragging something away outside: "Alrighty, noted."

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Enfield: "Can you keep a secret?"

Hyde: "Absolutely not, but I want to hear it anyways please and thank you."

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Moreau: "Everyone used to call my work abominations against the very nature of the world but literally, like, who asked? They're my abominations and I'm having fun, thank you very much."

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West: "We are, if nothing else, very committed to the bit."

Assistant, weary: "However committed you're imagining, imagine it a little more."

Halsey: "Is that why you're literally never not in trouble?"

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Dr. Dedwin: "I don't know why people keep calling what we do 'crimes'! It's literally fun."

Nurse Necro: "Literally just some fun."

Dr. Dedwin: "Literally!'

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Griffin: "I have never gotten up to anything more serious than idle mischief, I cannot for the life of me understand why I am being judged so harshly."

Kemp: "I can't tell if you actually believe that, expect me to believe that, or are just getting really good at lying to yourself."

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Frankenstein: "If I experience one more inconvenience today, I shall crumple like a soda can. So to avoid that, I am going to take a nap."

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Jekyll: "Do you trust me?"

Lanyon: "Not at all, but continue all the same."

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Frankenstein: "People always ask 'how could things have gone so wrong?', but they clearly overestimate how much I plan for things not going exactly how I want them to."

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Assistant: "I appreciate Herbert so much, but I do sometimes get jumpscared seeing him because, like, that's some guy in my house. Very random. I don't think I'll get used to it."