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Super senior...?

Monika, to a random freshman girl: WHERE MY HUG AT- Natsuki: Monika, you have a girlfriend. In our grade. Yuri: Stop hitting on freshmen girls. Monika: You know I'm not serious, right. Natsuki: Tell that to court. Sayori, looking through Monika's phone: BABE, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS ADDING YOU ON SNAPCHAT? ------ sayori rly pulled the "got yo phone" on monika

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Date night

Natsuki, to Yuri: We had a date! Natsuki: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book* -- this is so natsuri-core creds to incorrect quotes generator

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Gyat!

Natsuki: Damn, Yuri, you got some gyat! Yuri: Pardon? Natsuki: You have GYAT. Yuri: I don't understand? Sayori and Monika: NAT IS SAYING YOU HAVE A BIG ASS- Natsuki: Y'ALL? Yuri: ...Oh! *is extremely flustered* --- gyat is a weird word ngl

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KARMA!?

*At the usual club meeting, but turned into "Bible study"* Monika: Thou shalt not lie. Natsuki: Okay... Monika: Thou shalt not cheat. Yuri: Fair. Monika: Thou shalt not get caught. Sayori: Mhm! Monika: OR YOU'LL END UP JUST LIKE ME- Natsuki: ?! Monika: *breaks out into erratic, offbeat dancing* --- bring back glitter and bows jojo chat jojo rly was a bad girl for not letting that poor girl who has internally bleeding get a break 💀

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SO MUCH GAY PANIC

Monika: Sayori, I have a question. Sayori: YES I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU YES I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YES I WANT TO MARRY YOU YES I WANT TO KISS YOU- Monika: Okay then... Natsuki: Girl, just say yes. Yuri: I would if I were you. Monika: ...Bet? --- current mood rn

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Rizzler

Natsuki: Ugh, where are all the women? Monika: In my room. Yuri: ...Sayori included? Sayori, muffled : DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME? -- natsuki and monika's dialogue is irl dialogue between me and my ENGLISH teacher from last year...

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Wild alarm clock

Sayori: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM IT IS NOW 6:30 I LITERALLY DID NOT EAT BREAKFAST AND I TOOK A QUICKITY SPLIT SHOWER SO I CAN REMIND YOU WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP Natsuki: Good morning. -- stop bc this is actual dialogue between me and someone i'm sayori...

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Pun intended

Sayori: Wanna know what a rich car's name is? MC: no- Sayori: Monika [Money-car] MC: Sayori: -- lowkey funny

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Poor MC!

Natsuki: What the fuck does MC stand for? Male Character? Yuri: Mute character.. Monika: Main character! Sayori: His name?? MC: Minecraft. -- w-what if we put our minecraft beds n-next to each other...jk...unless...? creds to @androidemma

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Critical thinking!

Sayori: Yuri, are you gay? Yuri: Sayori, why would you ask that? Monika: Read your name, slowly. --- now wait a fucking minute... creds to @androidemma

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Ouch-

Yuri: I bet Natsuki likes Home Depot. Monika: Maybe she can finally find a dad there. Natsuki: BITCH TF YOU MEAN- Sayori: Home Depot has ropes, right? Monika: SAYORI NO- ---- too much is going on at the same time- again, this was an actual convo i had w/someone-

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CALM DOWN LMFAO-

Monika: I was going to call you something, but I thought it would weird you out. Sayori: Just say it~ Monika: Okay, good girl. Sayori: Oh?!! *sayori.exe_stopped_working* Natsuki and Yuri: DID WE MISS A CHAPTER- ---- this was an actual convo i had with a someone...

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Closeted...again?

Sayori stuck in the closet: Guys!! Help! I can't get outta here!! Monika: What do you mean? I already helped you out of there the first time! Yuri: By help, you mean you seduced her into your bed? Natsuki: CAN YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN. -- what's going on monika.....

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Straight...pfft

*Sayori and Monika cuddling* Sayori: No hetero, by the way. Monika: Good, same here. Natsuki and Yuri: I THOUGHT IT WAS NO HOMO- ---- Yes.

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Yas gworl

Sayori: Slay girlypop go off queen you ate that up sis Natsuki: What the fuck did I just hear- Yuri: Fruity slang. Monika: PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR- --- Literally my vocab

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OTP frrrrr

Sayori: I love you so much~ Monika: No, I love YOU so much~ Natsuki: GODDAMN, GET A FUCKING ROOM ALREADY. Yuri: On god, though... --- We love our third and fourth wheels (AKA Nat and Yuri)

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Sayonika please 💕💕

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