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guillermo:

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guillermo: goodnight to my wife. fuck the rest of y’all

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lilith: i suffer every day for what. girlish whimsy?

absinthe: you have something much more sinister going on.

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mahina: i think i’m falling for you

absinthe: get up

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hemlock: and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde

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abuela willow: “source?” divine intuition.

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natalie: request for you to not be a bitch

absinthe: request denied

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florence: “sweet dreams you piece of shit.” i try to snap the guy’s neck but just make him look to the left very quickly

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abi: i miss the god complex my english class gave me

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enya: i’m going to give raccoons the gift of fire and then teach them ceramics and they will make little bowls with their little hands

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absinthe: i am a piñata and the gods are a thirteen year old birthday boy whose parents just announced their divorce

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absinthe: i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties because i asked hestian, “if you were a wizard, what spells would you cast?” and i know they weren’t lying when she said, “summon creatures.”

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hemlock: i can fix him

absinthe: girl, you are WORSE than him!

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absinthe: not a fan of how i act when i like someone

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florence: me to me: you can be a little unhinged today, as a treat

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lilith: i wasn’t loved as a child so now i’m evil and don’t go to bed on time

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absinthe: my mama ain’t raise no bitch, but even if she did it’s my brother!