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is this my angel number

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john: and then i spent a month and a bit in the care of dr spinel at yale psych. the worst part is when the meds blurred the line of dream and reality and i swore i could hear and see her and i had to fend off the dark with nothing but this dull crayon to scrawl crosses on the padded walls molly: wow john: molly: john: so do you wanna start with an appetizer or

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Gary: Do you think if I stick these pins in his Youtooz figurine, he will feel it?

The Unspeakable: 𝕋ℍ𝕀𝕊 𝕀𝕊 𝕎ℍ𝕐 𝕐𝕆𝕌 𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝔸 𝔽𝔸𝕀𝕃𝕌ℝ𝔼

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john: yknow. ignoring the smell of cigarettes and the blood. this apartment is pretty nice tiffany:(through the tv) KILL YOURSELF PRIEST john: theres the catch

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debbie: any plans for fathers day, mr. miller?

gary: my father is in hell

debbie: i... w-well! like it says in the good book: no matter what, we should always honor thy father.

gary: ohohoho. dont worry, i do

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Allred: I can't believe they'd devote an entire month to a deadly sin. John: Father, with all due respect— Garcia: Shut the fuck up. John: What he said.

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Garcia: It's okay, hijo. Love often obstructs the road to faith. Like a chupacabra, for instance

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garcia: never in my life have i seen such a gruesome manifestation

john: i know. why do you think amy is my house?

garcia: i was referring to the leak in your washer

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white entity: john, son of man, what dost thou wish? john: lord, how can i be sure its really you? if youre really god, then... you must know about- white entity: yes john. i know what thee hath done with the rosary beads. you are forgiven. (lmao this fucking guy i swear)

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Gary: I used to name my spiders, and I thought I’d be cute by naming them after the seven deadly sins. That is, until one of my acolytes had an “incident” with the spider I chose to name after lust… John: … Did somebody try to- Gary: You don’t need to finish that sentence, John

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John: Pray for me, Father, for I- Garcia: No need for the formalities, hijo. John: What? Garcia: I mean, don't you think we're a little past that? John: ... I suppose so. Garcia: Good. (cracks beer)

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john: my day be so fine. then boom. airdorf truck

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John: You're a sick, depraved pawn of Satan! Gary: Ok? And you drive a Ford Escort

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molly: john where are you going john, on the date of September 21, 1987: im going to... have premarital gay sex? molly: john: molly: (sighs) be back by 11

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John: “I could forgive your sins… running a cult, the many murders… I could forgive it all. But being a landlord? Not even God could forgive you for that”.