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Gon: Did you kill Pariston?!

Ging: Nah...no... 

Gon: Hey dad, did you kill a man? Did you kill a man so you could sell his fucking Steely Dan records for eight dollars, daddy?

Ging: He had it comin'.

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Leorio: I need to ask you, do you have any medical conditions? 

Kurapika: Well, I’ve been shot. 

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Kurapika: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

Leorio: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights.

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Leorio v Gon: On Dating

Leorio: We’ve been friends for 5 years and I think Kurapika and I are officially going out.

Gon: This is Killua I met him 2 hours ago at the Hunter Exam and he is the one :)

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Siblings catching up.

Killua: I worked at Blockbuster twice...

Kalluto: Hold it, what happened?

Killua: The first time, I left Blockbuster on my terms.

Kalluto: The second time?

Killua: The second time, I stole a copy of Fight Club and got caught...which seemed like a very Tyler Durden thing to do, in my defense.

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Kurapika: Oh, okay. I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. 

Kurapika:  ... 

Kurapika: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.

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Killua: How dare you make Gon cry. He is a sweet, innocent cupcake. If you think it’s funny, or okay, to hurt him, you are damn wrong. Now fucking leave.

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Gon: Killua, you’re like an angel with no wings.

Killua: So like a person.

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Leorio, about Killua: You’re eight! You’re not “turnt!”

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Kurapika: Serotonin? In this economy? 

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Ging: You were able to pass the hunter exam?

Gon: What, like it’s hard?

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Pokkle: Welcome to Applebee’s, would you like apples or bees?

Leorio: Bees?

Pokkle: HE PICKED THE BEES!

Ponzu, angrily shaking her hat full of bees: :)

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Leorio: Premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing: Pleasure. The second thing: Babies. One is great, but the other one, is it worth it? I am here to tell you today, it’s not. And just to prove that, I’m gonna rip a phone book in half.

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Killua: What weighs more: 100 pounds of bricks or 100 pounds of feathers?

Gon: The bricks!

Killua: They both weigh the same. 

Gon: ????????????? ???? ????

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Killua: Why are you, like, telling me this? 

Kurapika: I never said I liked telling you this. 

Killua: No, you’re, like, telling me about dictionaries. 

Kurapika: No, I didn’t say I liked telling you. 

Killua: Argh! Like doesn’t mean like, like when you like something, it’s, like when you say, “Oh wow, that guy is like totally jazz.” You’re not saying that he likes jazz.

Kurapika: I knew that. I was proving a point.

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Kurapika: I wasn't hurt that badly. Leorio said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Ging: You know what’s a pain in the butt?

Ging: CARRYING CHILDREN. That is a pain in the butt.