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[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: Guys, are you causing a kerfuffle?

Yelena: Yes. Sometimes a moment calls for a kerfuffle.

Walker: No! No moment calls for a kerfuffle! You know my feelings on this!

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Damian: I’ve only said “I love you” to three people; Mother, Father, and Richard. And one of those I regret. Jon: Which one? Damian: Richard. He didn’t die, so now I look like an idiot.

[hayesflint]

established trouble maker duo vs the new specter

more rebels nine nine!

[somecluelessidiot]

Remus: Keep an eye on James today. He's going to say something stupid to Regulus and get punched.

Sirius: Sure, I'd love to see James get punched.

Remus: Try again.

Sirius: I... will stop James from getting punched.

Remus: There you go.

[hello-waffles-are-good]

[Young Justice just chilling, writing up cases and such]

Bart, abruptly getting up: omg I've gotta go-

Tim, unbothered: aren't you forgetting something??

Bart: ???

Bart, hesitantly: uh... *Kisses forehead, then speeds away*

Tim, calling after him: No! Sign your REPORT! Damn, who taught you?

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Barty, can I talk to you for a second? Barty: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and James are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss? Regulus: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 90

Tim: I don't know why you're so confident you'll win. You still don't even know the names of all the pieces, you dumbass.

Jason: Nice, but I do know the names. I've simply rebranded them. My queen is Catherine, my king is Mr. Darcy.

Jason: *picks up pawn* And this little guy is Bernard. Would you be willing to murder Bernard, the love of your life?

Tim: Yes, chess Bernard means nothing to me.

Tim: Jason, have you thought this through? Have you considered the ramifications of what you're doing?

Jason: Yeah. I mean, I named this guy Nightwing and now I kind of want him off the board.

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly stabbed

Tony: I’m sorry, you were stabbed?!

Peter: LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn’t want to worry you

[mysterylilycheeta]

Xaden: Why are you wincing? Did you get injured? Violet: I wasn't injured. Xaden: Oh then- Violet: I was just lightly stabbed. Xaden: I'm sorry, YOU WERE STABBED?! Violet: Lightly stabbed, I didn't want to frighten you.

[everwalldigan]

Bruce to the JL while Dick is using him as a jungle gym: this is Robin. I’ve only had Robin for 5 days and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room then myself

[the-dormant-ocean]

Zayne: So, how did it go?

Sylus: Fine.

MC, under her breath: Fine? Sylus, you're injured.

Sylus: I'm not injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Zayne: I'm sorry. You were STABBED?

Sylus: Lightly stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you. You know I can quickly heal. There's no reason to worry.

Zayne: You are my partner! I want you to tell me everything! Especially things that might frighten me! How can you not know that? Sylus, you are unbelievable.

MC, awkwardly, after Zayne walked off: Heyyyy, Sylus. Don't you feel so much better now that you told the truth?

Sylus, seething: If I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, you're sleeping on the carpet.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: Look, let’s just agree to say "I'm sorry" on a count of three. One... two... three.

Walker:

Bucky:

Bucky: See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us.

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Damian: Was that weird earlier? When I told everyone I was gay. Was that too touchy-feely? Jon: Dami, no. It was great. And don't worry, just because you opened up a little doesn't mean everyone's gonna be any less afraid of you. Jon: We're all still terrified. Damian, genuinely touched: Thank you, Kent.

[thecatwhosavedbooks]

Mav: Talk to me, goose. How are we looking?

Goose: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

[bunny7567]

Sometime after the war ended Fox: I’ve only said “I love you” to three people - Ponds, Thorn, and Rex. And one of those I regret. Cody: Which one? Fox: Rex. He didn’t die, so now I look like a di'kut.

[incorrectuntamedmodaozushiquotes]

Wei Wuxian: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Jiang Cheng: Aren't you forgetting something? Wei Wuxian: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Jiang Cheng's forehead before running out.* Jiang Cheng: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?