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i swear if i had money i’d commission someone to make me a funny picture for my background

but i am BROKE

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the problem with me not posting often is i dont remember what quotes ive already done

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markus, setting a card down: ace of spades!

north, pulling out an uno card: +4!

simon, pulling out a pokemon card: pikachu, i choose you!

josh, shaking: wh-what are we playing?

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josh: where are you going?

north: to either commit a felony or buy groceries. i’ll decide on the way

josh: n o-

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markus, answering the phone: hello?

north: its north

markus: what did she do this time?

north: no, its-its me, north. its actually me

markus:

markus: what did you do this time?

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north, deadpan: wear heelies to escape your feelies.

simon:

simon: you know, you can always talk to me

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josh: so i have a problem

north: kill it

josh: can you just—fucking chill for one second?

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north: i wanna wake up with you for the rest of my life

markus: i wake up at 5am

north: nevermind

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markus: strength is forgiving someone, even when theyre not sorry

north: not to be dramatic, but i would literally rather die

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josh: thats not funny

north: i thought it was funny

josh: you dont count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you remembered a meme you saw on facebook

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i have just seen that the main tag is detroid become human

detroid

im not sure if i should love you guys or be disappointed

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simon: [crying while drunk]

markus: simon, whats wrong?

simon: i just found out you have a boyfriend!

markus:

markus: simon, thats you

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simon: hey, whats it called when you kill your friend?

north: homiecide

josh: ...murder

markus: homiecide

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simon: whats the hardest thing to say?

markus: i need help

josh: i was wrong

north: worcestershire sauce

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simon: i ca;nt bleive clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck. . .

north: did you just discover mirrors?

simon: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

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markus: north, you have a heart and a pulse, and the capacity to feel

north: take that back!

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north: VIBE CHECK! punches josh