incorrectjthmquotes
incorrectjthmquotes
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With how many countless monologues Nny's gone on, he's sure to have said these at some point. Run by Mod M, and I only own my original quotes. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and its affiliated characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez. Mobile header photo by 1995-1997 on Tumblr. Icon by cannibaldotcom. Sidebar image by neofox on Deviantart. Disclaimer: All the quotes here are taken from other sources, and any relevance to actual conversations between the characters is purely coincidental. DO NOT FOLLOW IF KINK/DD/LG/CGL/LITTLE SPACE. YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED ON SIGHT.
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incorrectjthmquotes · 4 years ago
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Squee: I wish I could block people in real life.
Edgar: A restraining order.
Nny: Murder.
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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This is canon
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hey wanna see something terrible
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Being on tumblr these days sucks so much energy and joy out of me that I've been avoiding it and all my blogs on purpose and I really wish I had the energy to be excited about things on social media again
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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this isn't an IZ blog but holy shit you guys i'm in hysterics -Mod M
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the new invader zim episode looks good
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Squee: How many times have you died? Nny: Genuinely? I think I died once. I had a surreal out of body experience. This was nearly a year ago. It was very frightening. I have never once before felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread. Squee: No I mean in Donkey Kong.
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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not a quote. this is an icon submission.
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Oh my god I love it! I think I'll make it the new icon!
-Mod M
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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hi ! i saw your post about a new icon and i made one kinda on a whim. would it be alright for me to submit it or like. message this blog with the icon ? (the icon itself is a skull with a butchers knife in it. the handle says "jthm" and the blade says "incorrect".)
PLEASE DO SUBMIT I WANNA SEE IT!
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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I'm thinking maybe its time for a new icon. I painted this some time ago back when Mod Meep was still here and it only holds bad memories now. Ask box open, I'll be taking ideas for the new icon!
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An icon I made for @incorrectjthmquotes (which I mod, but I’m posting it here bc I haven’t posted art in ages)
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Devi, lightly touching Nny with the side of her foot: Nny please move out of the way so I don't trip on you
Nny, his eyes enormous: you KICK nny? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for devi! jail for devi for One Thousand Years!!!!
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Nny: hey smell that. you licked a puss.
Devi: *mutes tv* what
Nny: it's so good. smell it. you licked a puss.
Devi: ...
Nny: *hands her a candle*
Devi: it's pronounced "eucalyptus"
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Pepito: If I were God I’d destroy all the cities and make electricity not work anymore - I’d make magic a thing and you’d all have to start over in high fantasy, sorry suckers.
Nny: Be God.
Pepito: Well, if you insist.
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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If a vampire wanted to bite me I would simply say yes please.
Vampire Guy
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Devi: What's up with Edgar? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.
Tenna: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Devi: Why?
Tenna: Nny giggled.
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Edgar: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad .
Todd: That was deep.
Nny: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Tenna: That was deeper.
Devi: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Todd: I don't sin.
Edgar: I sin sometimes.
Devi: I sin a lot.
Nny: I am sinning right now
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incorrectjthmquotes · 5 years ago
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Nny: Over here, old friend. In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.
Edgar: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea! A belief!
Nny: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!
Edgar: Justice is a noncorrosive metal!
Nny: But metals can be melted by the heat of revahnge!
Edgar: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold!
Nny: But it could be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!
Edgar: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!
Nny: Maybe I’ve got an extended warranty!
Edgar: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!
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