incorrectjurassicpark

[incorrectjurassicpark]

hey if ur reading this my queue ran out! my bad folks

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Muldoon, about the raptors: Sometimes dinosaurs... just need to be dinosaurs.

Arnold: You do realise they did thousands of dollars worth of property damage, though?

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Alan: Adults should not be making plans that are based on dumb movies!

Tim: Excuse me? "Indiana Jones" is a dumb movie ?!

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Tim: [Takes a free sample twice] I love robbery and fraud.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Muldoon: I don't have a lot of experience with velociraptors, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ian, in JP2: Look at us, just like the good old days. Except shittier in every conceivable way.

---

Alan, in JP3: Look at us, just like the good old days. Except shittier in every conceivable way.

---

Ian, Ellie, and Alan, in Dominion: Look at us, just like the good old days. Except shittier in every conceivable way.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ellie: Uh, I'm sorry. I've always been the brains.

Ian: What? What are you talking about? I thought I was the brains. What the hell am I?

Ellie: You're the looks.

Ian: Well, yeah. Of course I'm the looks.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Nick: I've met some people, okay? Real people. And I've got to tell you, a lot of them are fucking stupid.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ian, trying to make small talk in the Jeep: Do you play any sports?

Alan: I run away from my feelings.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ian: It's St. Patrick's day! The holiday of my people.

Alan: You're not Irish.

Ian: Binge drinkers!

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ian: I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird, weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style.

---

Tim: I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird, weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

[After creating the first raptor]

Wu: Every value I've ever had is being questioned...

Wu: And I'm loving it.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Muldoon: We've had our hearts set on this Jurassic Park thing for days now. Which, in our world, is a level of focus which I personally have never experienced.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Lex: New theory: all these ‘rare’ super moons we've been having? The moon is trying to get closer. She needs to tell us something. Everybody be quiet.

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Alan: All of us have become so goddamn weird. I mean, what- what if I said I wanted to become a man-cheetah right now, what would you do?

Ian: I'd go get the spots.

Alan: He's got spots! Why do you have spots? You shouldn't have spots. That's absurd. That's absurd, you know that?

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Ian: Do you want people to say "John Hammond died rich"? Or, "John Hammond did something for people like us"?

Hammond: ...

Hammond: "John Hammond died rich."

[incorrectjurassicpark]

Tim: Lex's never been to the Pacific Northwest because she's afraid of Sasquatch.

Lex: I'm not afraid of Sasquatch I just think we should all be on alert.