incorrectkencyrath

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As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants.

Marc

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I was arguing with Trishien, and in the middle of it, she took off her glasses and said, 'I don’t want to see you right now.'

Karidia

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Having prophetic dreams again but it’s not any of your business.

Torisen

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Sir, I'm going to say this as politely as possible. I will fuck you up.

Jame, to Caldane

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Lady! We've been looking all over for you. You can't just disappear and leave a note that says "Gone leavin'!"

Rue

[incorrectkencyrath]

Bane: Do you know what the question is I am asked most is?

Jame: 'Will you please leave the premises?'

[incorrectkencyrath]

Jame: Do I have a crush on Tori? Of COURSE not.

Rue: Uh...I didn't ask you that.

[incorrectkencyrath]

I hate it when people ask, 'What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?' Like. Awfully bold of you to assume I’ve reached peak dumbass.

Jame

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People say 'what you don’t know won’t hurt you' when in factuality I don’t know anything and am constantly being seriously injured and hurt.

Jame

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Kindrie: What are the perks of being a member of the Tyr-ridan? The pay sucks, the hours suck. Sometimes I get... No, no, not sometimes, all the time. I get attacked all the time.

Jame: What are you talking about? You never get...you hardly ever get attacked.

[incorrectkencyrath]

Look, I’m not saying you wouldn’t get sick, I’m just saying that TECHNICALLY every arrangement is an edible arrangement.

Ghillie

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Jame, to Kindrie: On our side we have facts, evidence, and reason. All Lord Ishtier has is fear mongering and lies.

Jame: ...

Jame: Oh no, he's going to win.

[incorrectkencyrath]

I have been involved in a number of cults. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

Jame

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Burr: Do you have a crush on Jame, my lord?

Torisen: The only crush I have is the crushing weight of existence.

Torisen: And Jame.

[incorrectkencyrath]

Marc: Be careful.

Jame: Always am.

Marc: Respectfully disagree.

[incorrectkencyrath]

Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, all right? If anyone asks—and no one’s gonna ask, don’t worry—but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive, all right? Not dead.

Jame, on the way out of Karkinaroth

[incorrectkencyrath]

There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life.

Gorbel