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everyone shut up and post sims 3 rat

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Ludwig: i made tea

Roy: i don't want tea

Ludwig: it's not for you, this is my tea

Roy: well, why are you telling me then?

Ludwig: it's a conversation starter

Roy: that's a lousy conversation starter

Ludwig: is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

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Hi, Koopalings! (^_^)

Hewwo

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Emergency

Please don't scroll past.

I'm currently doing a summer course far away from my family, and I've lost my wallet. I believe that I lost it somewhere on the campus, but there is no way for me to check till Monday. I have no money for food now, and if I don't find it then I'm in really big trouble. I have some friends who have agreed to lend me some, but they don't have a surplus of extra food money either. If anyone could send me even a few dollars to help out I would be eternally grateful.

Paypal: rori.krieghbaum@gmail.com

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Roy: Isn't it past your bedtime?

Junior: isn't it time you died?

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"No one has a crush on me. I am too strong to be crushed."

-Morton

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Wendy: oh my god.

Larry: holy crap.

Junior: is that an arm?

Wendy: that's an arm.

Iggy: nobody move, let's poke it with a stick.

Lemmy: I call first!

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Diamond: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Roy: You looked in a mirror?

Diamond: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.

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Dry Bowser: I regret creating you

Jinx: Then get rid of me, pussy

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Ludwig: GO NOW OR ABANDON ALL HOPE OF SEEING THE SUN AGAIN!

Aloe: You stop that!

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Mario: Those guys are dorks

Bowser: yes, but they're my dorks

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Ludwig: Dad, my birthday's coming up, but I don't want to stop being 17

Bowser: is this because you still want to be the dancing queen?

Ludwig: *nods sadly*

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Penny: If you don’t kiss your dog on their soft, wittle forehead, then what are you even doing?

Iggy: Yelling at her for eating plastic

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"Ok, stop assuming I know stuff. Assume like baseline, I know nothing."

-Larry Koopa

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Iggy: We're going to find the lost city of Atlantis!

Everyone: YEAH!

Iggy: And nobody tells Bowser!

Everyone: YEAH!

Nikolai: Wait, who is that?

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Ludwig: You know, until this exact second, I thought you were a build-a-bear

Diamond: Maybe I am.

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Aloe: It's a Feeling Stick. Whoever is holding the Feeling Stick has permission to say whatever he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first: I feel like I wanna know what you're feeling.

Aloe: *passes it to Ludwig*

Ludwig: *breaks the Feeling Stick in half*

Aloe: Believe it or not, that's actually not the first time someone's broken my Feeling Stick

Aloe: *pulls out a smaller one* I have a travel size