#source: ao3

[hpseeker99]

Teacher: Harry James Potter! I want you to call your parents this instant! 8-year-old Harry, who has absolutely been anticipating this exact moment: *pulls out a Ouija board* This might take a minute.

[mackerel22]

Dazai, whispering to Chuuya's ear during a pm meeting: I'm sure that no one here has as big of a dick as you.

Chuuya: WTF?

Dazai: Sorry, I misspoke. I meant no one here is as big of a dick as you.

Chuuya:

Chuuya: Sure...

[thehyperfixationsaretakingover]

Soda: Hey are we- stop screaming, its just me- are we out of cereal?

Pony: I'M IN THE SHOWER!!!!

Soda: Okay.... but are we out of cereal?

[omgtheywereawooomates]

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Seth, sleep deprived: If you don’t tell me where the spaghetti is, I’m telling the pasta authorities.

Roman: What!?

Triple H: Jesus Christ.

Seth: *passes out to sleep*

Roman: But the pasta authorities!?

Punk: He was exhausted. Leave him alone.

Dean: But, he’s gonna rat me out!

Randy: DEAN GETS TAKEN BY THE PASTA AUTHORITIES!

Stephanie: We can never have a normal conversation here.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

“Merlin’s ears are on fire now, which can only mean he looks like a startled stoat with two red flags.”

awe merlin you look adorable

quote from Following the Custom by TyalanganD

[silkkorchid]

Sooo a custody battle between Nobunaga and the MC with the warlords acting as the children WAS SOMETHING I DIDNT THOUGHT I NEED

And man Kicho snatching the MC right near the end is nice with Ieyasu leaving after hearing the reason why it all started in the first place XD

Here is the link to it

[threemoonwatchers]

Turtle and Peril are once again attempting to stealth properly

Turtle: Did you just INCINERATE HIM?!?

Peril, who genuinely didn’t mean to do that this time: Uh… yeah… a little…

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Get loved, loser. Get absolutely freaking cherished.

The Hero of Kvatch, to Martin Septim, probably

[fmajorenthusiast]

Riff Raff: My kinks got worse since the last time you saw me

[leoleolovesdc]

Anne: It’s so infuriating! Like, why did Catalina have to reincarnate into someone even hotter?!

Anna: You thought the 50-something year old lady who’s husband you stole was hot?

Anne: That’s like, so not my point

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Epel: But I wanna do crimes!

Vil: No crimes for you young man.

[vbnhuet]

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Fandom: Super Mario & Related Fandoms

Relationships: Bowser/Luigi (Nintendo), Luigi & Mario (Nintendo), Bowser & Bowser Jr. (Nintendo)

Characters: Bowser (Nintendo), Luigi (Nintendo), Mario (Nintendo), Princess Peach (Nintendo), Kamek | Magikoopa (Super Mario), Bowser Jr. (Nintendo), Koopalings (Super Mario)

Additional Tags: Blind Date, Accidental Relationship, Accidental Bonding, Texting, Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, they're both very dumb, Awkward Conversations, english is not my first language, Fluff and Humor, Mario Kart References, Domestic Fluff, Brotherly Affection

Language: English

Chapters: 6/10 (Incomplete) Summary:

Luigi picked up a random phone number, and was introduced to a charming single father who’s desperate for a partner. Meanwhile, Bowser was receiving messages from a rather dorky and adorable fella somewhere from the Mushroom Kingdom. It’s only appropriate that after months of chatting, they would attempt to see each other face to face.

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Enoch: 'Go. Be great.'

Millard: 'I said that once last year, can you give it a goddamn rest.'

Enoch: 'No. It was the funniest fucking thing you ever said.'

[omgtheywereawooomates]

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Moon: Me and Solar share a braincell, we just keep it turned off for legal reasons.

Eclipse: Legal reasons!?

Ruin: Why do you share a braincell?

Solar: As Moon puts it, we're the wonder twins.